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Metal eye for the queer guy.






Okay. One of the photographs below depicts the cast of a television series featuring homosexual men who 'do over' heterosexuals in the manner of a home renovations show. The other is reinvigorated metal group Van Halen. First person to spot the difference gets a Paddle Pop/sceptre (novelty).










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Seriously. David Lee Roth has morphed into Carson Kressley. Wtf?























If Lemmy Motorhead starts resembling Elton John the world will go to hell in a handbasket. I mean it. MAKE THE MEN OF METAL STOP.









42 days til the next election.

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03Oct09:58
richard_watts said...
Oooh, oooh, I know! The eerily preserved heterosexual rokkers have their arms around a baby-faced youth, while the fashion-nazi homosexualists don't, thus happily blowing certainly creepy stereotypes out of the water in one stylish swoop!
03Oct10:33
Soph said...
Haven't you heard? There's a new genre of popular music. Not hard, soft or even cock rock. It's called Botox.
03Oct11:05
itchy fingers said...
um, none of the Queer Eyes are hiding theirs behind shades? (scraping the barrel i know.)

i'm delurking in the spirit of 'The Great MOFO Delurk 2007.' Your blog has kept me an amused lurker for almost 2 years now. Keep up the good work!
03Oct13:01
Thomasr said...
I think you are being a tad harsh given this top ten list

Wow do they have room for improvement.

tom
PS seen Roth in the 80s? All spandex and big hair?
03Oct16:01
Captain Big said...
Thanks for the question fits lady , here’s my soft effort

Something about stink and pink
Something about fanta and vanilla
Picture one is supported by vodka on a white background
Picture two people vodka supports the picture with white ground
Both submit to remodeling for celebrity, they just visit different mechanics

Do I get a paddle pop lick a prize?
03Oct16:38
Anonymous said...
That was incisive. Not.
03Oct22:06
Anonymous said...
Yah... cirque de so lame.
03Oct23:03
blbllblbl said...
anon said:
cirque de so lame

HAHAHHAHAHAHA I AM USING THAT ONE SO VERY VERY HARD
ZING MS FITS
ZING
03Oct23:36
Ms Anonymous said...
Erm... There's five people in the first picture and only four in the second?

*clutches at straws*

Paddlepop!
03Oct23:45
Ben said...
I believe the baby-faced youth is actually the son of the man with his arm around him. So there's the difference: the Queer Eye fellows are unlikely to ask their sons to join the troupe.
04Oct04:57
Witty Pseudonym said...
Metal, the last bastion of heterosexualism or the greatest scene of repression since football?
04Oct09:31
Bushman said...
I assume the term "reinvigorated" is being used loosely?
04Oct12:48
Big Matt Stud said...
I heartily recommend that everybody follow Thomasr's link for some truly ridiculous pics, and particularly to look at the picture which makes it to #1 on the list of Other Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time, which I have to say is one of the funniest things I've seen for some time
09Oct17:29
Mary Hearn said...
Just for interests sake, Ms Fits, you should take a look at Mr Robbie Potts, drummer for Sydney band "Hell City Glamours". It's like Eddie Van Halen is alive (ok, so he is actually alive) and living in my fine city (though not for much long, I'll be southbound in 4.5 months, yay!)

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