Missing in Action.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?
Fair hair, solid build. Answers to names: 'Latho' 'L-Ron' 'Kong'. Wanted for failure to respond to following issues:
1. That embarrassing family Her Royal Cuntingness wishes would just RACK OFF.
What did L-Ron feel about the Bakhtiyari family being ingloriously shoved into a plane at 2am and shunted off to a country they're potentially strangers in? Did he care? Did he want - like the rest of us - to plunge a rock-hard fist into the doughy flesh of She Who Is Not Afraid Of A Busy Pattern?
Oh, fuck. The Kong of old would have known exactly what to do with that plank of wood. But where is he now?
2. That hideousness we cannot escape.
There is no fucking way I'm going to politicise the tsunami. I'm sure Old Rice and Monkey Nuts will have a field day lashing out at the Left for making it all about John Howard, but I'm not touching that one.
I will say, however, that Latho seems to have all but disappeared in the aftermath. Has he come out and made a statement? If so, why did I miss it? Was it even reported? Did he whisper it so's the people at the back of the press gallery had trouble hearing? WHERE DID HE FUCKING GO?
3. That the Government refuses to say they'll accept refugees from the tsunami.
Not only that, but a poll in the 'People's Paper' (TM) a few days ago showed that a huge wad of Victorians still wouldn't accept darkies in our country, particularly those who may have lost everything due to the forces of nature. But can they really , you know, prove they're refugees and stuff? No? Fuck em, then.
Surely The Lizzle must have an opinion on this. Surely someone's in there lending a voice to the silent minority. Surely his balls haven't been torn off to such a degree.
I think I'm ready for the new L-Ron order now.
1009 days til the next election.
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100,000 Samatrans are welcome to sleep on the ever so slightly dirty shag pile in my lounge room should our leader refuse you refugee status. We'll say you are full fee paying Asian students or on a 2 year working holiday visa.
The Other Mark Latham you have pictured there is a dude. Had a few emails back and forth with him about a year or two ago, top guy. He also has a WICKED cover of Forgot About Dre online. I think I've mentioned it before (possibly on here!) but fuck it, I love it so much I should mention it again.
You can download it here - hopefully - http://www.lathamrocks.com/mp3s/fad.mp3
But yeah, I miss the old Mark Latham. I'm not digging his tendency to please everyone. Everyone thinks he's a thug in a way - some people think he's a thug in a good, powerful, honest sense and others think he's a thug in an ignorant bullying sense. When he pretends to be someone else, the people who respect him think he's weakened and the people who dislike him distrust him even more.
Urgh, I don't even know if that last bit made sense. My head hurts.
PS: Licks to you, Ms Fits, for adopting Old Rice And Monkey Nuts xxx
Thank you for bringing this to Australia's attention. I too wondered where the hell he has been. I'm thinking he's been hiding under a blanket and cranking up the Zoloft. Dammit, I liked him so much better when he was punching people.
Hang on a tic, I've got my Labor detector out and trying to locate the location of Latho.
This is what pisses me off about the ALP. Somewhere since the departure of PJK, their backbones have turned to jelly.
The Labor detector hasn't found him so far, I'll keep looking.
Yeah, it was good when we had something vaguely approaching an opposition.
Still, the ALP's probably feeling it's not worth fighting these battles any more because it's tried and failed. It's been so solidly whomped on the issue by the the voters (apparently) that it's just taking the view that, well, what's the point?
As the lame joke goes, if at first you don't succeed, give up. No use wasting any more of your time...
ps I don't agree, of course, but I can see where they're coming from.
Fits, Latham has never been particularly wound up about Asylum seekers. In fact my understanding is that he sees the whole issue as an annoying latte-sipper diversion from the real business of pork barreling bogans.
Although he'd improve on the current lot (that isn't hard) I doubt he'll lead policy in this area.
ANd you are right- he really has disappeared....
Stationmaster has discovered my secret. Since the departure of Paul Keating, many ALP backbones have turned to me, and I have been doing my best to serve them all, even the ones with sciatica.
Cheers,
Jelly
So the Bahktiaris have been deported because cuntface has said she has written confirmation from Pakistani officials claiming the family is from Pakistan.
Has anyone in the mainstream media said "Show us the fucking evidence you fat cunt"?
Talk about an easy ride.
Is this one of those awkward moments where you ask how a freind's wife is only to discover she died of cancer last week? Latho's in bed with pancreatitis, dosen't excuse the rest of the spinless suits who constitute the ALP these days. and while i am at it to all those bagging the unions a big rasberry, with out the ACTU those shits at James HArdy would have left the victims of their greed with nothing. So why Mr Howard is it that we don't need unions any more you fuck!
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