More hilarity for you.
So Friday night was another one for those with a penchant for Melbourne humour .
Step 1:
Chris Addison .
- Beautifully brainy and well-read.
- Occasionally edgy political material.
- Made a joke about the Pope which ended in referring to his Holiness as a 'cunt'. This resulted in three bosomy women up the back hissing viciously before storming out.
- Looks like he should be in Coldplay .
Step 2:
Rich Hall .
- Brilliant. Just brilliant.
- Seasoned professional with perfect dry and laconic delivery.
- Politics so good you touch yourself.
- Quite fanciable, actually.
- The Bill Hicks of today.
Step 3:
Having sex in the foyer of the Melbourne Town Hall during comedy festival.
- Rather thrilling, if you must know.
- Fire-hose compartment useful in case of potential 'getting busted'.
- Sound of intermittent and raucous audience laughter somewhat off-putting during the act itself.
- Unbelievably easy and highly recommended.
913 days til the next election.
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Jesus Christ.
A fire hose would be useful.
Am I going to have to be witness to a repeat of this next week?
Please?
For fuck's sake someone else go see Tony Law!!
I'm on the case Clem... Thursday.
fits, bless.
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