More Than A Feeling.
I've missed this blog. Like you, I've been swept up in the festive moments of Christmas and Boxing Day. Here are some of the highlights:
- Mostly getting it right!
I am great at giving presents. Ask anyone. If it's your birthday soon and you are my friend and I'm crazy about you, you will score so hard. Lucky thing.
I won't bore you with the details of what I received - just know that I was given the best present ever as well as various scented products that imply I have somewhat of a body odour problem. My main deal is that I think I got two - only two - presents wrong. One was for Gabi and although she insists that it's fine to get a set of grown-up bowls and she, you know, should probably start thinking about getting more adult crockery, I know I kind of misjudged. Sorry Mutzi. Next time I'll make sure I'll lay down bucks for some cracked and broken 1950's business that you'll get fizli over.
And I committed the awful sin of getting my dad something that he already owned. This is hell in my lame-o world. Self-flagellation ensued. It was ugly.
- Sydney vixen!
La Nadine flew into town like a sexual hurricane. She has slept at my house for two nights in a row now. Are you all totally jealous? She even showers here. Last night we got home late and were barely in the hallway before she pushed me roughly against the wall and started exploring my mouth with her hungry tongue. Both slightly tipsy on cocktails, we tore at each other's clothing, nipples hardening as they brushed together. Nadine was breathing raggedly through moistened lips, pinning me by my shoulders as she worked her way around my body. Roughly she probed me with her lady digits, my back arching as she took me to the brink of ecstasy. Mounds clashing, skin rubbing. Oh, fuck. It was sapphic love at its hottest. You should make her visit you .
- Boxing Day funtimes!
My beloved Bubble held its annual Boxing Day extravaganza party yesterday. After playing home-style dress-ups with MattyB and miss Nadine, I settled on going as a drag queen called Amanda Straddle (do you love it?) with a moustache and penis. The party was good and long and I was given a karaoke machine with MY FACE ON IT. Disturbing and thrilling at the same time.
Later in the evening beloved bloggers rocked up and we all squished into a corner talking blogs and dog clothes. Officially dorks. Rules.
Much hilarity ensued and we drank red wine and smoked pot. When we got home we turned on the news and discovered that the world had begun to collapse . And Nadine's friends were honeymooning in Sri Lanka. Then we got on the phone to the embassy.
Then it didn't feel like much of a party anymore.
1017 days til the next election.
Comments
Oh boy, I think I need a cold shower after reading about the hot lesbo sex. Totally jealous!
erk. hope honeymooners are okay. thoughts are with you miss nads.
dorks rule. bobellis is getting a nifty winter tam.
it's ok - they're alive, thank fucking god. god, who is mighty angry, what with all the tearing up of the planet. please go back to having sex.
OMG! HLA! ASL? etc.
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A post named after a Boston song... my heart has been warmed!
Horrible about the tsunami though, I'm glad the honeymooners are alright...
Ah. I was wondering why I had that song stuck in my head all day. Fiend!
So in awe of your great Christmas...
No, not Boston, please!!
Yes, I too have that horrid song in my head. Gee thanks Fits.
On a more sombre note:
The magnitude of the disaster in South East Asia just keeps getting bigger. The toll now has hit around 65,000.
On a more moronic note:
Sadly some people in the blogosphere have chosen to politicize this tradgedy, and turn it into a point scoring exercise. Lefty, you've seen some of the efforts so far. Disgusting isn't it?
Hope your friends who are honeymooning in Sri Lanka are ok.
Yes. I'll presume it's a misunderstanding and move along. Quickly.
Nope, you don't know me. I was blogsurfing and found you, somehow.
Just wanted to say "nice job." Love your style. The Nadine piece was, um, lesbionic. Blog on.
MsFits, please change the link to me to anonymouslefty.blogspot.com
Unbelievably, some utter bastard has stolen m*lbournelefty. I think they're going to use it to sell phone sex.
I agree what a total bastard.
He hasn't even got how much they are charging!!
I'm outraged!!
The scale of what has happened over in SE Asia makes you rethink a lot of things.
Please give Gabi a big hug from me.
Thanks
Tim.
Ms Fits - too too cruel, to torture me with your graphic wordpics when all I have is Daryl Hannah.
hope it was a good one ;)
2005 Dead Pool
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This one is different as you don't get as many points for choosing the Pope as everyone always does that and it's no challenge.
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