My heart's just not really in it today, sorry.
.863 days til the next election.
Ms Fits is an irritatingly smug 32 year-old television writer who yearns to be Bob Ellis but will settle for Bob Hart. At least he gets free meals. Pompous nobjockey.
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your blog has really gone downhill, post 29. i think you need to get back in touch with your younger self.
maybe you should take up like yoga or pilates...
healthy body / healthy mind ?
;)
healthy minds are for sissys.
get drunk and take drugs.
love you.
xox
BEVIS said...
Hey, I'M back - what more could you want, to spice up your life and make merry with the merry-making?
Besides the alcohol and drugs so appropriately mentioned by la nadine in a sexy throw-back to your youth.
Remember when you used to get drunk and take drugs? No, probably not. That was when you were in your mid-20s, whereas now you're too old to remember back that far.
BEVIS
Look. We're all upset about Gianna's eviction. You'll be OK.
*dons nurses uniform*
*pole dances*
*moment of realisation*
It's just not the same, is it?
xx
not in to posting a comment today - sorry
Don't go changing to try to please me. I love you just the way you were. oh sorry 'Are'. Yeah that's it.
As you get older your priorities change. Pretty soon you'll be taking up lawn bowls and wearing 'cardies'.
Johnny Nemo
I know what you mean, but it'll pick up. Particularly after a debauched weekend in the country...
Baby, you've got to be more discerning
I've just checked your vital signs and I've diagnosed you as hot. Just my type, in fact.
Hope you feel better, and if you need to be prescribed a thrice-daily dosage of Gianna Hotty Botty, contact me and I'll be in contact... close contact x
Thursday night Town Bikes at the Prince of Wales - Stars Behind the Bars benefit for MS.
Gianna is the anti-christ!
(Sorry, you dont have to like it.)
I was actually offered the role of the anti-christ a year or so ago, but had to turn it down as I was busy at Paisley Park recording my album with my ex-lover Prince.
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