New blog crush.
Every now and then you stumble across a website that makes you re-think the way you write/behave as a semi-responsible human adult. My beloved Lindsayism started me blogging. Chelsea Peretti's dry turn of phrase made me attempt to sharply hone my already immensely rich comedic skills. Steak and BJ Day alerted me to an important Holiday of Worship (duly celebrated by many here in Northern Melbourne).
But nothing quite prepared me for the in-your-face gargantuatism* of I'm On Your Computer.
Jessculture alerted me to this site with the following 'back off, bitch' warning:
'I have already proposed so don't be getting all up in his grill about wanting to touch him like a ghetto money ho.'
You see the way she speaks to me?
Anyhow, even though she's already tried to show what a cool and involved person she is by pointing you in his direction I am going to back it up by saying this is the best fucking writing I have seen in the blogosphere since Blonde Baby (which Jess also steered me towards - I am so fucking out of touch).
'Do yourself a favour and read this post.'
Then read his entire archives.
860 days til the next election.
*actual word may not exist.
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heh.
*erects*
ioyc has indeed got all the lady boggers' hearts a-flutter and panties a-bunchin'.
the delectable mscynic and i are already planning a combined ladies stalkoff.
you want in?
Wow. The work of blondebaby has touched me. Touched me where no woman has ever touched me before.
I need a lie-down.
I am totally jiggy with everything. And you get spoken to exactly in the manner you deserve, young woman!
LADIES!
PLEASE RESPECT THE FACT I METAPHORICALLY URINATED ON IOYC FIRST* THEREFORE HE IS MY TERRITORY.
Or we could all just frighten him with our passionate group blog crush.
*Technically Fop "wee'd" on him first, but Fop is a boy and I'm a girl so bitches best not be frontin' in my face, dig.
Word.
Could IOYC be the catalyst in an all out Blogging bitch war?
Jelly wrestling and suspenders ahoy.
all lady bloggers who love ioyc to the jelly pit immediately!
*enters pit*
*tastes jelly*
*was just curious, that's all*
"urinated on him first"
"tastes jelly"
*doesn't want to watch now*
Nads! Jellyfish has been astonishingly quiet since you licked her!
Don't be scared, Ms Fish! Nads'll be gentle!
PS: Tuppence, you needn't play so coy. "Touched me where no woman has ever touched me before." - how quickly we forget last night's wholesome (cough) fun with Nadine and myself.
hey fits - why can't you steal that "Hermanus Whale Festival" countdown timer thingy up the top and adapt it to count down until the next election?
His writing is indeed the shit... but the best writing on the internet can still be found at www.realultimatepower.net
Dear Internet
I am so totally down with people being 'fired up' about the Journalism I have been doing. It's bloody hard work to stay on top of all the news stories happening in the world at any one time.
So, thanks an outrageously large amount!
Now I need to go back to working on a fucking tonne of scoops.
Also regarding the wrestling and similar, as long as the appropriate safety precautions are taken I'm all for it but be forewarned that there is indeed already a Mrs IOYC who might well 'just fucking waste' people in such an 'event'.
And finally, WTF, realultimatepower.net. Holla? Are you going to be telling people about other web sites from your time machine booth in the Year 1987 or similar.
Yours sincerely,
IOYC Legal and General (A Dutch Verein).
Jess, I believe I was the one doing the touching to you and Nadine. Like an overenthusiastic puppy.
Don't act like you didn't like it.
I've always wondered what kind of cretin enjoys Big Brother. It seems as though I have finally stumbled upon one. We all edify our minds in different ways. And that's why some of us are more evolved than others.
More evolved? What, do you have a fifth limb? A third eye?
I've always wondered what sort of cunt gets thinks they're cultured by sneering at others and gets their knickers in a twist over a trashy reality show. Thanks for stopping by!
hehe - I went to the blog and read the posts. I found the Concrete story to be the funniest as well :D. Cheers, RiR
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