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No, seriously.


With all the current hoo-ha over who has the biggest dick in the Liberal party, it's nice to know that the readers of the Sydney Morning Herald have some perspective:


'The right of succession to the prime ministership is becoming almost childlike, in that Costello is insisting it is his turn to bat, and that he will take his bat and go home if he does not get his own way. If, as your editorial ( Herald, May 6) suggests, he could command $1.5 million to lead a company, one wonders why he's hanging around.

Is there no one else to do the job? May I propose Amanda Vanstone. She is a tough talker, without many smiles or sneers, is dedicated to keeping our country clean from interlopers, and is a cartoonist's dream. She is one of the fairer sex and a dedicated republican. A perfect combination. It's about time we had a woman republican leader.

Chris Peacock - Mudgeeraba'



My beloved friend Book Book sent me this. In his words: 'Is it brilliant irony or as bad as i think?'


Heh. A 'cartoonist's dream'. Certainly in the forefront of my mind when I step up to the polling booths.


883 days til the next election.

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10May18:55
Ben said...

Speaking of the incompetent one... I just heard this shit about some Austrlian born Autralian citizen being deported to the Philipines in 2001 and not being heard from since.

Is this actually true. Because that's ridiculous. And why is it not in the fucking paper on the front page?

10May20:02
ben said...

Sorry. Not Australian born... not that it makes a difference.

10May21:10
fluffy said...

Righteous indignance takes over comments page (said the front page)

It is all over the fucking paper.

10May21:30
Anonymous said...

It's been all over the paper for days. And the radio, and the TV. Only the most ignorant could have missed it.

I love Mandy V, she's a major hornbag.

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10May22:25
ben said...

Heh heh heh...

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Please note that I asked why it was not on the front page... which it most certainly aint on my paper.

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11May08:22
ms fits said...

Truly a proud day.

11May12:26
Jess said...

Haters are so two weeks ago. Love is the new hate. Angry Pirate is the new Dirty Sanchez, and Constance is the new Ricki-Lee.

As you were.

11May12:44
Fop said...

And Gretel should be/is the new Prime Minister of Australia, as far as I am concerned. Have I already mentioned this sufficiently.

11May15:12
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