


Not sorry.
*ring ring*
'Hello?'
'G-Bus?'

'Le Bean! Long time no talk! Wassup?'

'I just wanted to say something.'
'Mm?'

'....I'm...not sorry.'

'.......'

'I'm just...I'm not. I'm not sorry.'

'About what, li'l buddy?'

'About...everything. Anything.'

'Okay.'

'I done good. When I was boss.'

'You sure did, pocket warrior. You did real good.'

'And I'm not sorry.'

'You know what?'

'What?'

'I'm not sorry either.'

'Good.'

'We did real fine.'

'Yes.'

'And people know that.'

'They know that we're not sorry.'

'You got it.'

'.......................'

'..........'

'George?'

'Yes?'

'....I miss you.'

'.................'

'You still there?'

'Sure.'

'.....................'

'...............................'

'Sometimes I just like to sit here and listen to you breathing.'

'..............................'

'.............................'

'Well Titch, I gotta bust. I'm glad we had this chat.'

'Me too.'

'What are you gonna do with all your free time now, huh?'

'Oh, a number of things. Enjoy myself.'

'.............................'

'Maybe a little petanque.'

'...Well, that's peachy. You stay sweet.'

'Roger that.'

'Ciao.'
*click*




'....I'm not sorry.'


'Hello?'
Comments
Please pay more attention, this is a "classic" photo.
But it looks so natural that he should be holding it like that
Someone should send the picture of Bush to Washington with the intention of posting it on the staff portrait wall.
Almost, but luckily I re-read the article where he says saying sorry is a mistake and I realised again what a complete fuckknuckle he is.
Thanks John, a job well done.
excellent work.
http://www.maniacworld.com/George_Bush_on_American_Dad.htm
Nice one ,regarding your award
'Maybe a little petanque.' Heh.
And added congrats on being worth $5k on ebay, nicely high class.
Chuckled madly over the Howard Bush love-in piece above. There's something vaguely Brokeback Mountain about it. Now if Howard could just die of a drug overdose, it would be perfect.
Oh come on - he's already played the Joker for 10 years.
Made my day.
*giggles*
Phone upside down.....
*chortle*
he is such a spaz.
Oh BTW - loved the stoned MP's too and congrats on the award.
One day we'll be glad we lived in an age when giving it to the PM was so easy.
This is fucking funny as hell. :)
i liked the little wait in between each comment (some even bigger than others) - made the payoff much more entertaining!
You won the blog award - what, didn't Tim Blair nominate this year?
well, maybe that's because anyone who reads this blog and makes a return visit .... likes it ... and likes what they read.
only deranged nutters would keep visiting a site that they didn't like.
thanks ;-]
.. especially for the insanely creepy line about listening to the G-bus breathing.
i haz Too Much Funny in yr blog.
Do you think Johnny would wear something a little more daring for their long distance convos though?
ROFLMAO.
Which is a word I believe I first read in an article of yours in a very pretty magazine.
Which is weird seeing as I'm one of those 24/7 Myspace kids.
Anyway.
ROFLMAO
ROFLMAO
:)
And that was a corker.
I've been waiting for your response on this - perfect! Ring Ring, oh how I've missed ye!!!
when I heard the speech on the radio this is exactly the vision I had in my head.
Snap
Gold, Fits. I was having a bad day. This cheered me up.
Grats on the bloggie as well Fits.
ps it's the phone holding george up-side-down
Doesn't that strike anyone else as being creepy?!
Sure, his phone number on speeddial maybe, but at framed photo (a personal-ish item) of a 'work colleague'?
It's been said, you got your way. We can move on, and they can go ahead and ask for all the money they want for being "wronged" because by saying 'sorry' we've basically admitted all guilt when really, WE WERE ONLY TRYING TO HELP.
I'm far more right-wing than you Fitzy, and remain unconvinced on the Yay Kev Kev thang yet, but I still enjoy a good Johnny bashing.
Even though on some levels I still miss the boy...
Congrats on your Bloggie win - t'was well deserved.
You were just voted out.
"we will all be sorry"
There's no "we" in Loserville, just you.
Ellie Fants - look where his hand's heading.
And I think all the breakfast crew are funny and wonderful. You three aren't political parties! There is no need for bloggers to be egging for one and not the other.
And usually I hate Frankie. Usually I think it is pretentious and trying too hard to be 'cool' (in an avante gard way). But this month's issue is beautiful. And wonderful. And maybe I have just grown up.
Yes, but like the phone cord, it's photoshopped in.
Funny but.
Loved Dubbya's phone holding technique.
And the strange red spot which appears behind JWH's head.
The man on the grassy knoll was obviously laughing too hard.
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