Nothing's changed much.
This is an actual, swear-to-Zeus*, utterly un-fake document from my childhood. I was about eight years old and playing 'hospitals' at home in my spoilt only-child bedroom - which, unfathomably and cruelly, came equipped with bunk beds - and no doubt highly amusing myself with my wit.
It's somehow comforting to see my love of smutty toilet humour remains with me.
*note topical Greek reference. Only about another week and a half of mindless patriotism before the walnut people go back to their caves.
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hey saw this int eh guardian - why dont you go for it? you're still youngenough to get the working visa...
Jobs > Browse > Media > TV
Script Editor
Link to newspaper job ad
Organisation: Granada Drama London
Location: South London
Date posted: 08 Aug 04
Closing date: 20 Aug 04
Job description
Granada Drama London is one of the country's most successful drama departments making a wide range of shows including William and Mary, Miss Marple and Hornblower for ITV and Sex Traffic for Channel 4. We're looking to recruit two new script editors to work on a successful ITV drama series.
You must have a passion for popular drama and at least one year's experience of working in scripts.
ITV: Diversity and Creativity
- POSITIVE ABOUT DISABLED PEOPLE
Um. What's with the 'POSITIVE ABOUT DISABLED PEOPLE' thing? And how come you read the Guardian so much?
I have a pretend radio show that I recorded when I was eight that is a half hour long and has me making fart and shit sounds for 70% of the thing. Where did you get such a rich vocabulary at such a young age, Fits?
why do i read the guardian so much? well, it beats the shit out of reading The Age, non? it's whjere they source half their stuff, anyway... and i'm scanning their jobs section to make my escape from one of the world's worst newspaper gigs next year either to london or dubai (yeah...but a buck's a buck, and i aint gona find it here cos this might bhe the world's most liveable city but not the most bankable for crying out loud)
you have to get someone to send you a copy of shameless, new channel 4 series. it's fuckin FANTASTIC.
give my love to schembri (he knows me as 'loopy') when you go on your blind date. and don't forget to ask him what exactly is maltese love.
thanks for the thorpie pix on your blog. can't get enough of those.
aren't you a little young for ric springfield? tho that was very funny.
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