Oh god.
'BB06... a hore house?
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sxc-madison
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24-Apr-2006, 8:49
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Omg, it was so amusing to see what some of the girls were wearing… it was funny to see how much they were trying tho put themselves in the spotlight with their tops that don’t cover anything but their nipples lolls, hahah,, bb06 is gonna be so good.. lets just hope some relationships and activity form lol… that will be good.. heehe..
but come on, as soon as the girls get into the house they are already feeling eachothers tits… do you think bb06 will be good?
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Goodbye, winter social life. Hello, three months glued to a household of vacuous nitwits who I will grow to love as my own children.
565 days til the next election.
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I couldn't bear to watch. BB is only fun when shared with several heckling friends and much red wine.
What were the 'World First' events?
My idea was that they should get in a near full-term pregnant woman and then have the birth live to air, with fellow housemates assisting ... it could just be another challenge.
oh NO!
they're terrible ...
"i don't watch big brother", but..
i can't wait for the first BB political debate live on air from that 'michael-political-analyst-guy'.. if it's anything like the sudo-subversive messages at the melbourne comedy gala last night it'll be a laugh..
mother. daughter. boob. jobs.
I NEVER SAID I WAS PROUD OF IT, HELL.
*bangs head against floor*
enlightened quote of the opening night:
"when some people see me they think i'm just a skank"
I can't watch it. I accidentally flicked over while an caught some guy going on about how he now knew he was unique because he was in the house... I just lost it. I can't even accept it as just some trash fun – I, for some reason, find myself filled with righteous hate and fury at the walking afterbirth they choose each year. I hate the fact that I don't watch the show, and still end up hearing some much about it from magazines, TV and the fact that Channel 10 will regard anything that happens on it as worthy of a place in its nightly "news" bulletin. ("Pissed Woman Fucks Cretin in front of Nation – now here's Tim Baily to shout inanely about the weather.")
I don't know why I can love things like Scream Factor and remain so po-facedly anti-humour regarding Big Brother. But god help me – I fucking loathe it.
What was this bullshit about them being 'more intelligent' than last years lot?
It's just awful.
>> mother. daughter. boob. jobs.
Dear Lord! That is utter genius. Two generations of pneumatic vacuity.
Surely they would have to be more intelligent ... any dumber and they would lack the brain power for involuntary nervous system activity.
Upon reflection, this would be a a good thing ...
I wonder how many people noticed this little gem in the opening "profiles":
"If people take advantage of my kindness...I'll manipulate them"
!
That's Gold.
Not a fan then, Dr Nic?
i'm just glad we finally got an answer to the age-old question:
HOW MANY 'PROMO MODELS' CAN YOU FIT IN ONE ROOM?
oh and how good was this line from katie:
"sometimes i watch oprah and cry. and then i think why aren't YOU crying oprah, you heartless bitch?"
mother. daughter. boob. jobs.
MOTHER!DAUGHTER! BOOB! JOBS!
I was enjoying probably the only Melbourne gig for the Junes this year at the Retreat Hotel at the time:
http://photos.timchuma.com/LilFiTheJunes230406/index.html
More fun with the Re-mains tonight.
Sorry Fits – not sure why your blog fell in front of a stream of my mild invective.
This mother-daughter boob job stuff is bothering me too – do you mean that there are a mother and daughter pair that are both rack-enhanced? Where do these people come from?!
the doth indeed be a mother and daughter in the house with MATCHING BOOB JOBS which they got AT THE SAME TIME.
they come from cronulla, dr. nic.
i won't say anything further about that though, in fear of offending any cronulla-dwelling, rack-enhanced readers of this here fine blog.
This is from a forum that is not about or associated with Big Brother.
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chad wrote:
Sad when cute girls ruin it all by getting boob jobs.
Sadder when they are 19 and their mum probably pays for it and goes on BB as well.
The Extractor wrote:
Oh man how hot's that mum, her daughter goes alright aswell.
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I am frightened about what the next few months have in store.
Katie Forvez.
I wish I didn't love Big Brother, but I do. It is a sickness. I am a 27 year man with the tv viewing habits of a 14 year old girl. I am so down with the O.C.
I still manage to get angry and feel ill whenever Grotel is on screen though, so there is some hope.
we have (affectionately) named her "whore heels", gen.
did you see those AMAZING white patent platforms?
katie "forvez" indeed.
I feel like screaming "there is no god!" and tearing my shirt – except I doubt anyone in my office who bat an eyelid.
the doth indeed be a mother and daughter in the house with MATCHING BOOB JOBS which they got AT THE SAME TIME.
8 WEEKS BEFORE BIG BROTHER!
indeed, dr. nic. there is no god is exactly the way to embrace big brother.
The white shoes! Don't you reckon she looks like the plastic surgery Catwoman?
Katie Katwoman....ugh.
Perhaps "Mother Daughter Boob Jobs" are common! I met up with a girl at my high school reunion (her mother had implants) and the girl was telling me her mum is "getting her some BOOBS" for 2007 - just as soon as she drops some weight!
So the boobs were acquired FOR Big Brother?
This gets better and better ... just when you think they've found a new low, they trump themselves.
p.s I think Katie is the new "Reggie"
oh i know...
BUT i'm fighting the good fight for awhile at least...
anyway i just developed an instant comment crush on tex martini, that name, that image, 27 yr old watching the oc, all strangely appealing...
enough from me...
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'Comment crush'. The new adultmatchmaker.com.au.
*Sigh*
Just promise me that there will be more than just BB posts...
Who cares about Katie, or the surgical enhancements... (Though $9000 seems like a bit of a bargain for new boosies)
I couldn't take my eyes off that amazing hunk of country goodness that is David. Seriously, I live in the country, and I have NEVER met a farmer who looked like that before. And he can string a sentence together too.
Think I need to up stumps and move to outback Qld.
Sorry Non-Anon, the word from a friend of a friend who is definitely in the know...
David the ex-model farmer boy isn't looking for a wife when he talks about finding a partner to settle down on the farm with him.
Also, the boobsy twins are from Batemans Bay, which explains it all.
Well at least this year's gay Big Brother housemate isn't a fricken personal trainer or a hairdresser for once... even if he is a pretty boy like all the rest of 'em! Muscle Marys and Fake Slags - what a season it's going to be!
Which of the men is gay??
Biggest set of BB duds yet. Call me when they put somebody marginally interesting on.
I could watch the oc, but I would be thinking of Dawson's Creek.
Even with Joey's/Katie wretched betrayal of all that is human and decent ...
Channel Turd
The people who make it
How do they live?
The producer's a jackal
The director's a spiv
At P.R. they're liars
The sound guy is a slime
The hostess is a bimbo
With a petulant whine
Real TV makes us all arseholes
The people who're on it
What could they have heard?
One day you are unknown
The next you're a turd
You can't return fame
Get your money back
Imagine going on TV
To find what you lack.
The people who watch it
Are arseholes and creeps
Watching other arseholes
The cycle's complete
You think reality's crap?
I disagree
Crap isn't crap
Until it's on TV
I know petulant fits your meter nicely there, anon, but I'm not sure it describes Gretel's whine (or any whine, really) very well at all. "Nasally" might have been better.
As you were.
The most disturbing aspect of this show has not yet been mentioned on this commentary.
That is the glass walled "punishment room". This I find quite disturbing, as public humiliation is now an direct part of living in the Big Brother house, quite aside from the general degradation of appearing on the show in the first place.
I am well aware of the viewing public's voyeuristic tendencies, but this is perhaps the start of a slippery slope of TV programming.
Yet more disturbing is the sure knowledge that not a single one of the contestants will refuse to take their punishment as directed by Big Brother. Not one of them has the self respect to stand up and leave the house rather than be humilated for the entertainment of the nation.
Sickening, yet fascinating. Like pathology.
that slippery slope would want to end with 'climbing for cash'.
ps who writes a poem?
I was thinking more of a slippery slope ending in a quagmire of voyeuristic, orgiastic programming where human dignity is forsaken in the quest for ratings. Even more so than what we have here.
Who loves you, and who do you LOVE?!?!
Personally I won't be watching BB06. I'm waiting for the next version where Tony Abbott anounces that the Dept. of Health and Ageing will be making savings by turning all aged care facilities into virtual Big Brother houses. These will be multicast streamed on ABC digital channels and the net. Can't wait to see Tone's version of the BB punishment room for wrinklies. People will enter the punishment room if they've ever had an abortion or used a condom in their long lives. And as for being "voted out of the house"....
Talk around the water cooler will be "That was my nana in the punishment room last night!" spoken with breathless excitement.
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