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I was going to try and write some 'moon/spoon/June' teen romance poetry about my my one true love - AFL superstar Brett Kirk - but thought instead I'd just wallpaper my blog with pictures of his INNATE FUCKING HANDSOMICITY and spend the rest of the day staring dreamily at them.
p.s. BRETT MOTHERFUCKING KIRK.
AAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH ETC
Okay, now I have to go change my underwear.
404 days til the next election.
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Mmmmighty fine! (Wish he were mine/I'd ply him with wine/Make hi-jinks divine.)
And yes, I'm giving up my day job.
Our first Brett Kirk poetry slam! You are a fucking genius, meva.
All I can come up with is a lame allusion to 'shirk'-ing my responsibilities were he to 'perk' up and stick his business in me. A complete failure, all told.
Fits,
Word has it that Mr Kirk partied harder than any of his teammates over the weekend... didn't make it to bed at all..
seems the boy knows how to have a good time...
If he were ever to reject your advances, you could pen a suitably emo poem:
Brett Kirk,
Big Jerk.
fin.
Reject me? Who, BRETT KIRK?
Like that would ever happen, gav. The man's a Buddhist; he knows destiny when he sees it.
is that the destiny he's nursing to sleep in car, fits?
reasonsyouwillhateme#24a: homewrecker
alright alright, fair cop. I wouldn't actually lure him away from his happy marriage with my feminine wiles. BUT ALLOW ME MY PRIVATE DREAMS, LARSON_B.
my friends and I did a lot of "go co-captain kirk, gooooo" on saturday.
ooh, what a dreamboat (cold & flu drugs are bad m'kay) - go get 'em fitsy... in a non-homewrecker type of way, clearly
And the verification word for this is "prikmr" or .... "mrprik"! Coincidence? Or something more sinister?
Hahaha, He looks exactly like this IT nerd i despise. Cept he's a tad more handsome & his eyebrows are thinner.
Fitsy - weird taste.
xx
What about Lewis Roberts-Thomson, I have fallen in love with his heart-breaking fragility and goofy running style.
I just want to give him a big cuddle and tell him that everything will be better next year.
He'd be an easier catch at the moment too. It's like the stock market- you've got to get in at the bottom.
But he'd be so hard to rhyme, timboy.
he can be haiku'ed however
last night I dreamed wet
of lewis-roberts thomson.
spooning is healing
MsFits says "I wouldn't actually lure him away from his happy marriage with my feminine wiles."
So you aren't offering a sympathy root after the Swans lost then?
i totally agree...
mmmmmmm....
meanwhile when reading about screech i had to do some research about the dirty sanchez and same across this site...
http://dirty-proverbs.com/classics.php.
i think you should take a look... do people actually do alot od this stuff?? or am i just too young and naive to realise??
Brett kirk/ got a weak team who were wrecked, hurt/ Probably feeling like a upset jerk/ it's alrite cos he's got Fitsy the wet flirt/
WHUT!
Haha. Enjoy Marieke
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There is something quite beautiful in seeing big burly footballers delightedly hugging and kissing each other after winning a big game. As for poor Mr Kirk, I feel his pain. And would quite like to feel something else...
larson_b,
That was icey.
Tee-hee.
ps. temporary internet pseudo-dating does not = homewrecking you dull-witted nerd.
pps. don't bite my head off everyone else, haughty high ground comments shit me to tears.
here fucking here!
This is very Footy Chicks of you Ms Fits.
My favourite story was about the wife having sex with her husband's teammates upstairs while some were distracting him downstairs. 'Doing one for the team' was the phrase used I believe.
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Wtf? Look up handomicity in the dictionary just to be sure what it means -- doesn't mean Brett Kirk, babe
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HANDS OFF BITCH.
Grand Final?
Oooooooh, right....
That's what those choppers were doing waking me up at the ungodly hour of 2pm Saturday arvo.
Bloody hell. I have to move to North Fitzroy before next footy season, or I'll never get any sleep.
Totally off topic. Have you seen this?
http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html
You can have Brett Kirk Miss Fits, I just want that gorgeous man sitting next to him in the car. Sexy Adam Schnieder = the only reason I watched the Grand Final.
Yes, but WHAT ON EARTH WILL YOU RHYME 'SCHNIEDER' WITH, ANON?
Adam Schneider = Madam Rider, natch.
I don't want to write him poetry Ms. Fits, I want to bonk his brains out!
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