Reasons you will hate me

He's just a fatuous gimp...

FATuous.

couldn't resist, could ya?

I refuse to be drawn into that one, you sly fox.

ok... fair enough on the change.

but one (pedantic) question:

should nobjockey be spelt with a k?

this question troubles me, given it asks for the etymology of the word. presumably it's someone who acts a jockey on a (k)nob.
the really smart oxford types have this to say (i didn't want to google nobjockey, cos that's not really a safe thing to do at work, but come to think of it neither is reading your blog):

nob

→ n.
(informal) a person's head.
- ORIGIN C17: appar. a var. of knob.

OR

knob

→ n.
1. a rounded lump or ball, especially at the end or on the surface of something. • a ball-shaped handle on a door or drawer. • a round button on a machine.
2. a small lump of something: a knob of butter.
3. (chiefly N. Amer.) a prominent round hill.
4. (vulgar slang) a man's penis.

→ v.
(knobs, knobbing, knobbed) (Brit. vulgar slang) (of a man) have sex with.

- PHRASES with ( brass ) knobs on (Brit. informal) and something more, used especially for returning an insult.
- DERIVATIVES knobbed adj. knobby adj. knob-like adj.
- ORIGIN ME: from Mid. Low Ger. knobbe ‘knot, knob, bud’.

Well! Now that nobjockey is dealt with, shall we turn our attention to 'sniveringly'? I think that's a great new word.

Coming from Sydney, I didn't know "who was that fat cunt?"

However, "pompous nobjockey" lacks venom and simply cannot compare to a curt fat cunt.

Surely I am allowed to go easy on the venom in my newfound status as a mature Lady of the Blogosphere, tantrik.


Besides which, there are others far more deserving of a poisonous word-lashing.

...face like a half-sucked twistie

Now that's poetry

She of the face like a half sucked twistie deserves venom.

But why would you settle for being him, then?

Because he gets free food, Lefty.

Actually I read your previous epithet as referring to yourself, probably because of the punctuation. I would read the current one in the same way without your explanation.

I dunno.

I'd hate to think you were bowing to market pressure/parental disapproval or somesuch. Fat cunt has a nice ring to it (NPI - obviously cunts aren't rings, no matter how fat) and knobjockey (anon. was correct, unless BH is being accused of riding toffs around) is actually homophobic.


I use the word a lot without meaning it as such, but that's the etymology as I understand it. If you ride knobs (and are male) you're a knobjockey.

So I'm a dissenter. Don't like the change, don't like the spelling. Maybe change the whole by-line? You could work Dermot Brereton in somehow - he's surely a cunt.

But I don't want to 'work in' Dermot Brereton. And I happen to rather like the way I spell nobjockey. SO.


*digs heels in*

Ms Fits,

Your determination to pass yourself off as a 'lady' (aside from the obvious contradiction of having a blog that features way too many photos of David's penis, the posting of which is not very 'ladylike.') has a ring of the Emily and Florence about it.

Is there something you aren't telling us?

Wuss.

Both is good. Though knobjockey mostly makes me think of freshfaced young gentlemen wearing a smile and a cowboy hat on the point of doing some knobjockeying.

Surely, given the extent to which your readers are obsessed with the concept, the word “pants” should appear somewhere in that profile. May I suggest “At least he gets free meals. Guy who wears unfashionable pants.”

*promises self to one day post a comment without saying “pants”*

*secretly suspects that this will never happen*

God forbid you do something drastic like change the title of the entire blog.

Seems that peeps WILL RIOT!!

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250k a year? that's not very far; a day trip to ballarat and you couldn't leave the house for 12 months.

was going to pull you up on your eternal youth, but then you updated. I quite like the image of Bob Hart riding around on the back of some hooray henry...

I was hoping you'd change that bit of text. Or at least explain it. It was vicious without any context. But then, I don't know Bob Hart.

happy bday anyway ms fits.
i've acknowledged that you're not a retard. this post prove it well.

sheesh, ms fits, you've had quite the shellacking over this, haven't you? as my grandmother would say to your forthy* commenters: "you've got more front than myers!".

my two cents - i think any gratuitous use of the word cunt is to be applauded but i'm going to come out in favour of pompous nobjockey, spelling 'n' all. it has a certain elegance that fat cunt lacked.


*this is actually a word - another of my grandma's gems...

groverjones - Emily & Florence are just GORGEOUS! And Mature ladies SHOULD have pictures of SOMEONES penis on their blogs! Sheesh.

I did like "fat cunt" - for me it had a familiar ring to "slipper shuffling old cunt" so both made me laugh. The things we are allowed to think - but only say in the right company.

But yes - pompous nobjockey is definately growing on me.

Thanks for the explanation!

i think the change is good.
adding the k seems to conjure up a too literal visual.