One for the kids.
This is killing me this morning:'HAMAS TAKES THE MICKEY
Hamas militants have enlisted Mickey Mouse to broadcast their message of Islamic dominion and armed resistance to their most impressionable audience - children.
A giant black-and-white rodent - named "Farfour", or "butterfly", but unmistakably a Mickey ripoff - does his high-pitched preaching against the US and Israel on a children's show run each Friday on Al-Aqsa TV, a station run by Hamas.
..."You and I are laying the foundation for a world led by Islamists," Farfour squeaked on a recent episode of the show, titled 'Tomorrow's Pioneers'.
"We will return the Islamic community to its former greatness, and liberate Jerusalem, God willing, liberate Iraq, God willing, and liberate all the countries of the Muslims invaded by murderers."
Those Hamas militants really know what they're doing, don't they? Rope in an adorable-looking cartoonish animal/performer and let the prejudices flow freely into the sponge-like brains of our next generation. If other hate groups are worth their salt they'd be wise to take note.
LEONARDO: 'Due to his own original special nature, the Jew cannot possess a religious institution, if for no other reason because he lacks idealism in any form, and hence belief in a hereafter is absolutely foreign to him. And a religion in the Aryan sense cannot be imagined which lacks the conviction of survival after death in some form. Indeed, the Talmud is not a book to prepare a man for the hereafter, but only for a practical and profitable life in this world.'
DONATELLO: 'Dude. That shit is gnarly.'
'There ain't much difference 'tween a nigger and a donkey
'Bout as much between an ape and a monkey
Ones a little bigger, but you gotta agree
There's not very much more that you can see...
O-wop-bop-bam-bam
Who likes a nigger?
o-wop-bop-bam-bam (CHORUS, ETC)'
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!!!'
'HAY KIDS VOTING LIBERAL WINS YOU FREE TAZOS LOL'
187 days til the next election.
Comments
I am aghast...
Donatello would never say "gnarly"! That kind of faux-surfy clichéd trash was purely the realm of Michelangelo. Don't you know your ninja turtles? Sheesh!
Presumably a martial-arts testudine wouldn't bandy a word like 'shit' around either, but allow me my artistic licence.
Excuse me.
You are saying voting Liberal is in the same basket as Islamic fundamentalists who want to blow up infidels and Jews?
I don't THINK so.
Zionists and right-wingers are together on one side (generally speaking), extreme Islam and bleeding heart lefties are on the other.
Or are you having trouble reconciling your instinctive reaction to such horrible, hate-filled propaganda with the rest of your leftie views?
Hmm?
I'm being glib to make a comedic point, checks. It passes the time.
"Zionists and right-wingers are together on one side (generally speaking), extreme Islam and bleeding heart lefties are on the other."
I don't think so more like Zionists, right-wingers and islamic extrimists in one corner having a fight. in the other corner are the lefties, moderate muslims and anglicans going "Stop it, someone might get hurt"
Since when has anyone other than Andrew Bolt tried to align the left with Fundementalist Islam (he also said the Greens are Nazis so his credibility is a little doddgy)
Any chance of making a kid's cartoon out of the God Delusion. Fits, you've written kids TV - get to it.
Atheism really does seem like the next natural step after fruit in pj's, doesn't it?
Previous anon makes a good point C&B, you are also posing a false dichotomy between left & right in grouping the "left" with extreme Islam. Not everyone who disagrees with the sheer incompetence of many of the current strategies in combating terrorism is a bleeding heart lefty. Some of us just think well thought out political & military strategies are more important than rhetorical & semantic ones. Also funny how you interpreted the post as saying each case was the equivalent of the other, seems a little paranoid to me.
O FITZ HOWE DARE YU SAYE TAHT TEH LIBERRALS R LIEK TEH BOMMERS!! DO U WANT 911 TO 2 HAEPPN HEER?!!>!
Ahem.
M.I.C.,
K.E.Y.,
J.I.H.A.D.!
*applauds*
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking B2?"
"I'm certain that I am B1 for we are of the same race and inhabit a world with a mental age of 3. You were wondering whether there could be any form of filth or profligacy, particularly in cultural life, without at least one Behatted Rat involved in it. And if you cut even cautiously into such an abscess, you will find, like a maggot in a rotting body, often dazzled by the sudden light - a Teddy!
Hey ah, I think the last three posts on this blog have shit attempts at humor Mizz Fits. You are very hit and miss lately, VERY much so if I may say.
More and more you are looking like a bland pasty faced Carey Grammar flake who hasn't written a good teleplay in years.
By the by, who's up for a big night of chain smoking in the bars on June 30?
Last drinks for smoking unfortunately.
Fuck 'em.
Dry.
Obviously I'll just have to try harder in order to impress connoisseurs of fine comedy such as yourself, Anonymous.
I'm looking forward to July 1.
I might even spend some time INSIDE a pub for once.
BTW, what was that dickhead Stan Grant doing on SBS news grilling Wayne Swan about the Liberal's budget fallout? I was squirming on my designer lounge suite. Ruddy's full fee phase-out should sort out who's real.
Plus...warmonger Blair quitting? Good riddens, but the old guard will remain (MI5, MI6) and London continues to be the terrorist safe haven slash recruiting capital of the world.
P.S. Is Katie Fisher working out? Because her legs are improving. Hmmm.
No one else has bitten, so I'll bite. What is Barney saying? Or does everyone else read Arabic? Are French Canadian Sikhs the only people left who don't know that [language]?
Holy shit! 61,760 views?
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"What's Barney saying?"
http://www.language-museum.com/a/arabic.php
Man they should have used called Leunig.
No Snake Bandit, the picture is from a few years ago, Miss Katie is too busy running around dressed as smallgoods to be working out.
Dear Anonymous,
Thank you.
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