Reasons you will hate me

Yes.

And you'll be spending all your time with Sonny Bono who'll never shut up about how he always loved her and will play endless outtakes from their recording sessions together while trying to convince you to become a Republican for Eternity.

Then she'll arrive...

Yes.

Oh yes, oh yes indeed.

However, Sherriff will be there, surely?

I don't know if you're coming to Hell or not, but I'm totally down with that picture.

Yes.

Where do you dig this stuff up fits?

thanks for cher-ing.

I have four words for you Mrs:

Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.

GORTBB x

No I don't believe so. I am so there with you Fitsy. Cher is a haggis. and a freak. A plastic haggis freak no less. My GF is going to see her in March (on her own) as i have zero interest in going to watch some barbie doll prance around on stage miming.....

pisht. like you'd care

You were going to hell a long time before that. And I suppose you'd prefer taking society with you too, no doubt.

Which will biodegrade first that dude's silocone schlong or Cher's plastic cheekbones. Let's kill them both now so we can get the process started.

I wouldn't start because it could become an addiction. But you could just watch Cher all the time to catch the exact moment when everything goes entropic and her whole silliconised self just slides off the bones of her skull and spine to fall schlap, schlap on the floor of the stage.

And about a hundred thousand adoring audience hypnotards start to gibber at the same time.

Put them all in Baxter Now.

- dt

Gah! That startled me when I first glanced at it. Poor girl...having to be next to her. But then I laughed and so, in my morbid humouresque ways, I shall pinch that for a MSN picture. That'll get them commenting!

Cher has more silicon than a hardware store.

I'm going to have to bill you for a keyboard. I read this post and spat coffee over it now the ecks (or ><) key doesn't work.

Damn your funny posts!

yyyep.