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Wrong thought for the day.
Rockdogs vs. Megahertz
As easy as it is to say that football was the winner on the day, shots like this one from Sunday's Community Cup (triple R and PBS presenters versus Rock N Roll band pigs) tell a different story. Where else would you find sexx goddesses like these smeared in mud and hot for the scent of pigskin?
From left to right, Fi from The Drones , Gabi from The Town Bikes and rock cellist Bernadette Gale. Rockdogs captain and genius guitarist Dan Luscombe can be seen in the background vying for a sniff of the hotness.
p.s. Thanks to Arse-Major at Larkscapes for fixing my blog when I broke it.
A squashed Elvis with the hair of a sixties girl.
Isn't he lovely? Talking with my script editor, beloved friend and mentor Fishbox in the car this morning about what a fine piece of work Noel Fielding was. If you want to catch some of his slinky-hipped, lady-haired surreal comic genius, watch The Mighty Boosh tonight at 8:30pm on SBS. If you've seen their live show, you'll like the tv version. If you haven't, you'll probably think they're a pair of incredibly disturbed twats. Either way.
Fishbox, who has never struck me as a girl who'd go jelly-kneed at the sight of a velvet-trewed comedian, wistfully wondered what it would be like to have a big tongue-kiss with Noel during comedy festival. I told her someone I knew actually did once, in the kitchen of the Hi-Fi Bar, even though she wasn't an official jokie*. 'That sort of thing pays off you know,' said Fishbox with authority. She was referring, of course, to that heady month where International comedians hook up with fluttery-eyed Melburnians for cheap sex and/or marriage proposals.
Ross Noble? met his now-wife during comedy fest. Daniel Kitson got busy with an Australian bird or two. And Simon Munnery fell in love with his wife when she heckled him during a show. She yelled out: 'Don't die.'
Simon Munnery was on my radio show a little while ago, playing his top 5 rooting songs and being deliberately odd. Spotting a splint on his hand I made some crass comment about him pulling a ligament from too much masturbation. 'Oh no,' he said, looking down at the hand in question, 'I've had cancer and this is from the chemotherapy.' A long, and not uninteresting, pause ensued. After a moment, I tried a cunning save. 'Sorry about the whole...masturbation thing,' I said. 'That's alright,' he replied cheerfully, 'it's numb now so I can pretend I'm being pulled off by a spastic.'
* comedy groupie.
Hott New Detention Diet.
This in today's Age; front page story about asylum seekers reunited.
'The clean-shaven father was also surprised - by the loss of weight of his wife Shima, whom he had not seen since he fled the Taliban in Afghanistan in 1999. The lost kilos were the product of living a surreal and fraught existence in Jakarta while waiting for permission to join her husband in Melbourne.'
So that's good news for all of those women out there looking to shed a few extra kilos - flee an oppressive regime, get your fat arse on a leaky boat, sweat in terror as you stay locked up for four years angling to be hooked up with the hubs, tie yourself up in knots waiting for the Australian government to let you into the country and wow! Won't you be a svelte little number as you try to pick up the pieces of your shattered existence and begin your new life in a completely foreign land? Not to mention the envy of all your burqa'd friends! Vavoom!
Oh Me, Oh My.
Not that I think there's anything wrong with guys who create sex fansites for children or anything. What irritates me most about this gentleman is his bad poetry writing.
People who seriously pen the words: 'You're not quite old enough and yet/My heart burns for you like a smoldering sunset' need to be slapped.
Girl on Girl airwave action.
If you can't get enough of me, listen to my radio show tonight on Three Triple R , 102.7 on the FM dial.
It's an all-girl Ladies Choice extravaganza - I'm joined by guest hosts Kellie and Gen from Your Wedding Night , Gabi from The Town Bikes and Fi from The Drones , and on top of all that, Daina from The Emergency is dropping by to play her Top 5 Rooting Songs.
If you're poor and don't have a wireless you can listen to live streaming here . If you live overseas and can't figure out the time difference, that's your problem. I can't be expected to do everything for you.
