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Ms Fits is an irritatingly smug 32 year-old television writer who yearns to be Bob Ellis but will settle for Bob Hart. At least he gets free meals. Pompous nobjockey.

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FRI29OCT

Part three in a series of making fun of the cool people.


Man 1: 'Let's see. I've got a dope hat, killer home-made shirt with my name painted on it (thanks mom - you rule!), mad bling and the best squinty Eminem-esque stare evs. Yeah, I certainly got that staring down like a bitch. What else do I need? Oh yeah. I need to paint my face like a clown . Also, I will add a wee little red nose. Then I'm going to fuck some bitches like the clowny fuck I am. Word.'


Man 2: 'I am currently in mourning for your dignity.'



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29Oct09:26

All hail the King of Bling Bling

29Oct10:02
la nadine said...

usher ain't gonna be happy about this.

30Oct05:31

This is why I don't go to certain public places. I can't believe these people take themselves seriously.

30Oct06:37
Hippo said...

In your profile you write...At least he gets free meals. Fat cunt.

I really like it when this word is used, maybe it can become part of our everday lexicon.

A student employee of mine was cut of in traffic and he said the the other student employee "...she can stick a carrot in her c*nty." The other student employee, not from this state institution but a well respected Northeastern Christian college told him he was an "abomination." That was the beginning of summer. By the end of summer the poor chap was using the "C" word every third sentence.

H.O. Potamus

30Oct09:05
MelbLefty said...

Where do you GET these freak photos, Fitsy?

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