Reasons you will hate me

Hahaha "Slightly creepy around girls!" - yeah, that pretty much sums me up.

I wonder what Gianna's political leanings are? She's borderline insane, but also quite well endowed...

"This is you".

Classique.

you should sneak a message into the house to tim letting him know that he's been included in a group. he'll be so happy.

just maybe don't mention its a nerdy blogger posse.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Lefty Tim is the po/mo fabulousness.

The fucking latte left. As much as I hate the right, at least they aren't as stupid as the trendy middle class anglo lefties.

Yesterday's post was about how a television show manufactured star has "turned" evil (the reality is he was always evil you dumb fuckers), yet today here you are talking about Big Brother, another show you watch that manufactures celebrities. Haven't you learnt anything? You dumb fucks. Mark my words, in 3 years the person who you voted for on Big Brother will also turn out to be an evil fucker and you will be bitching about it.

Hello? Who remembers the person who won BB three years ago?

And that's flat white left, please.

Poor old anonymous. It's so wearying to view all these chardonnay sipping pinko glitteratis being dreadfully serious when they talk about Big Brother.

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/s/spleen.jpg

tim is clearly 'the spleen' from Mystery Men

(curse blogger for not letting me inline the image)

hey anonymous, i can play this game too. now do you see how pathetic it is to lerave nameless abuse on people's blogs.

"dumb fuckers", you say? at least we have the balls to name ourselves. well, except for now that is.

pot->kettle.

I do love a nice chardonnay before my skinny soy chai.

ATTENTION LATTE LEFTIES! We now have an official online meeting place to discuss fucked up Liberals!

The Fucking Latte Left Pty Ltd

End spam.

hey girls,

lets meet for vanilla machiatos at a cfe in an area populated by mainly gay and/or aboriginal people.

some of my best friends are chai drinking gay aboriginals.

"some of my best friends are chai drinking gay aboriginals."

Could you *be* anymore mainstream?

MY best friend is a chai drinking gay aboriginal bloke in a wheelchair.

Check-fucking-mate, my friend.

*tongue kisses in hussy leftist free sex loving rainbow way*

i'll see your chai drinking gay aboriginal bloke in a wheelchair and raise you one chai drinking gay aboriginal bloke in a wheelchair in a detention centre.

My friend Kim is an American leftie part-Jewish lesbian identified bisexual amputee.

Seriously.

After being forced to watch an hour or so of this the other night, all I can say is that each and every single one of them should be ground into pet food. Vermin, the lot. Even that vaguely cute one with pretentions of bisexuality.

i'll see your chai drinking gay aboriginal bloke in a wheelchair and raise you one chai drinking gay aboriginal bloke in a wheelchair in a detention centre.

Nice.

But I forgot to mention - my chai drinking gay aboriginal bloke in a wheelchair was born to a lesbian mother after after she had IVF treatment!

AND THE SPERM DONOR WAS A VIETNAMESE REFUGEE WHO WAS DEAF AND AN ANTI-WAR PROTESTER AND A PART-TIME FOLK MUSICIAN WITH A HEROIN HABIT!

"after after"

Which means he's double the minority group. And he's also a woman.

What Mark wrote is the truth. If you enter and win my po/mo eroticism contest, I'll send you naughty pics.

But... I don't understand stuff like best suggestive postmodernese or erotic use of semiotic jargon. I'm a uni drop out!

*cries*

I feel like an absolute failure as a leftiest. I did drop out of an Arts degree though, which surely counts for something?

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oh, you wanna play hardball, jess?

GAME. FUCKING. ON.

my chai drinking gay aboriginal bloke in a wheelchair in a detention centre was deported yesterday to his native home of hawaii when amanda vanstone decided he was just too much of a burden on good aussie liberal taxpayers.

AND THEN HE GOT BUSTED WITH 4 KILOS OF POT IN HIS (WHEELCHAIR FRIENDLY) BOOGIE BOARD BAG!

Jess, because my heart is full of lefty goodness and compassion, and because you dropped out of an Arts degree, I could send you naughty pic singular as a consolation prize...

"mark bahnisch said...
My friend Kim is an American leftie part-Jewish lesbian identified bisexual amputee."

Is the "part-Jewish" because of the "amputee" bit?

Enquiring minds etc.

Anonymous, your question is a bit confusing.

I lost my left (significantly - ha!) leg above the knee when I was 14 because I had osteocarcoma (a bone cancer).

This was unrelated to my Jewish ancestry.

On another note, Ausculture Jess, check yr email, babe. Bless!

Having I got a special nude delivery? Blimey!

That said, I can't check my ausculture mail till after work hours. Which, I suspect, is probably for the best!

Kim, what is a lesbian identified bisexual?

Semi-nude, Jess! I have to save something for my BB audition! Or for my special man, like Thatcher Kate said. Whatever!

Anonymous, read the faq.

I heart youse all.
Seriously.

I work in a job that deprives me of email access.

Is this what I miss every day?

NOT. FAIR.

*drafts resignation*

I am missing ALL THE FUN!

My big brother lives in Sydney.

I like Ashtanga Yoga and spoken word concerts. Is that worth anything?

Only if it's Jello Biafra.

I'm like a white middle class male who identifies with minorties, but like, totally NIMBY baby.

Sweetie, in the below remarks you could so easily be taking about yourself.

- Proud to be fucking bitchy!

- Permanently sneering and looking down on others!
(Sadly, you seem to be at your best when you are putting others down. Tall poppies anyone?)

- Sniffy about women who are considered more attractive!
(I mean, how dare Dannii Minogue be quite nice looking?)


- Dropping a few years off your age due to vanity!
(I haven't seen you do this - yet - but I would imagine that a woman who self-confessedly wears children's clothing would not warm to the approaching 'mutton-dressed-as-lamb label')

- Borderline insane!
(Say no more).

- Boorish! (the 'I hate everyone who isn't wildly left wing and who wouldn't like to lay their head on a Bob Brown pillow' diatribe wears thin so, so quickly)


- Difficult to get along with by own admission!

- Truly repulsive in every aspect of personality (well, you don't say this about yourself, but it's very clear anyway)



I feel ever so slightly sorry for you. You are so pinched in and narrow.

Nadine, Jess and Fits, I heart you all.
And I would totally be amenable to a four-way. Just let me know.

Mr\Ms Nauru - I was going to respond to your heckling of the dear Fits, but then you ended with such a lovely compliment, it became obvious you were just building yourself up to a point were you felt you could tell her how you really felt about her without sounding fawning.

"You are so pinched in and narrow."

Bless. It's a well known fact that the way to a woman's heart is to compliment her on the tautness of her vagina.