People you might not beat off over if you knew that they were right-wing.
Australia's own Miss Universe wowed crowds during her visit here by flashing her arse and falling over (adorable!). Then what did she have to say about our PM?
"John Howard's doing a great job. I wouldn't change a thing."
LIBERAL!
Kate Fischer's definitely been blessed with mad cans. No arguments here. But who squeezed out the one-time model and pasta commercial starlet? None other than Howard-appointed Federal Sex Discrimination Commissioner Pru Goward* . Kate Fischer also bumped uglies with James Packer and has been PHOTOGRAPHED CAMPAIGNING FOR THE COALITION.
LIBERAL!
I know I've already had a crack at fashion doyenne Alannah Hill. But seriously. She said she loved Jeff Kennett. What a cockhead. Also she looks a bit like a Womble in drag.
LIBERAL!
Anorexic poster girl and poplet Sophie Monk was on radio the other day saying she thought John Howard was adorable. Then, when asked if she would snog him, she replied: 'I'd think about it'.
LIBERAL!
What gives me the most irrits about these bumlords is that I'd bet for the most part they probably haven't even thought their idiotic endorsements through. They just gayly toss off their inbred soundbites for all the world to hear, without considering the political implications. Makes me want to get my stabbing knife out.
* And whatever you've heard about ol' Pru banging JWH over the years is patently untrue. Also, you didn't read that rumour here. Because it's not true. About Pru Goward and John. Having sex. Not. In. Any. Way. True.
25 days to go.
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Good Lord! I can't work out how John got Janette to sex his bits, let alone someone else! I'm starting to get rather frightened.
Much like a Ken-doll, John Howard was always devoid of genitals in my eyes. Unfortunately since your foreskin-bridge post and now the unsubstantiated-rumour-spread-by-awful-people-that-John-and-Pru-shagged-which-they-did-not-by-the-way reference... it's too much! JOHN HOWARD'S GROWN A PENIS IN MY HEAD!
Perhaps I should have rephrased that last sentence? Urgh. I'm off for a morning coffee. Hate to sound like an old fashion brown noser but I am loving the blog...
We should bring in a new rule. To express an opinion on politics, your IQ needs to be higher than that of a house plant.
You're right. Pru Goward and JWH did not have sex. it was prue's HUSBAND
murder? marry? fight? fuck?
i'm still deliberating over my choices...
add to that list the pin up boy of the non-green enviromentalists Steve Irwin who told the little Toadfucker he was our greatest PM, then dangled his baby ovey a croc a few weeks later to show us why we should trust his judgment when it comes to PMs.
Pru and JWH, what on his desk?, mrs bucket wouldn't stand for that surely, mind you she wouldn't stand for any of that mucky stuff in the bedroom anyway would she?
NOT SOPHIE TOO?! NOOO!
i start to smell a rat, this rumour about Pru and JWH is just a ruse to make hime more interesting (they tried it with john major in england). i do however love the possibility that kate fisher is JWH's love child!
Um. I'm happy to include Steve Irwin, but I'm honestly not sure how many people beat off over him.
Whoever wrote that piece of spam would beat off over the crocodile eating Irwin's kid.
Looking at the photo of Ms Universe, I reckon as soon as she said that thing about Howard, cellulite formed on her inner thighs.
We will have REVENGE!
Its David Tiley, btw.
Quite frankly John Howards love life is about as interesting as Garrulous garath Evan's with Cheryl Kernnot ie. Not at all.
Pru Goward is just one of a number of women who have been alleged to had the poor taste to have had a relationship with the rodent (I doubt if it happened at all? , I reckon if it did it was very short term - probably a one night stand + leftovers).
His other alleged relationship is with a lady who is now a senior official in the foreign affairs department and is rumored to have happened whilst he was in opposition.
Honestly I tend to think such stories are made up to make him seem more human - he isn't he is just a little rotten B - Full stop.
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