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So which of these things did social commentator/genius Michele Renouf let tumble from her ruby-red lipses?



1.


a) 'David Irving stands up to Rosicrucians!'
b) 'David Irving stands up to Zionists!'
c) 'David Irving stands up in front of paraplegics - for a laugh!'
d) 'David Irving stands up to me! And I like a man who takes charge!'


2.


a) 'Marry me! I'm the flatulent Countess Popov!'
b) 'Marry me! I'm the mysterious Countess Griaznoff!'
c) 'Marry me! I'm the bloodthirsty Countess Dracula!'
d) 'Marry me! I'm the amusingly monikered Countess GetADogUpYa!'


3.


a) 'Let's exhume Walt Disney and make more cartoons!'
b) 'Let's exhume Bob Marley! Rasta's not dead, mon!'
c) 'Let's exhume Jon-Benet Ramsey and dress her up in doll's clothes for fun times!'
d) 'Let's exhume so-called Holocaust victims to see whether they died from typhoid or gas!'


4.


a) 'I'm the world's most unsuccessful neo-Nazi!'
b) 'I'm the world's most unsuccessful human being!'
c) 'I'm the world's most unsuccessful bimbo!'
d) 'I should have been put down at birth!'




626 days til the next election.

16 comments.

Comments

22Feb11:38

See, this is why I'm pro abortion. If only RU486 was around back when she was conceived.

22Feb11:41
brokenleg said...

abdc

22Feb11:41
la nadine said...

i did a jig of joy when i heard the news about david "i'm an sensationalist fuckhead" irving this morning.

then i rang ol' hudson gibson and screamed "NER NER NER NER NER" at him.

then i read this quote by dr romain, the rabbi of maidenhead synagogue in berkshire:

"Personally I prefer to treat him with disdain than with imprisonment."

and i wished i could be that big a person.

then i did the jig again.

22Feb11:43
la nadine said...

sorry, i'll rant on my own blog next time.

as you were.

22Feb11:58
brokenleg said...

i want to change my answer. bbdc

22Feb11:58
Jess said...

Ranting in comments is the new ranting on blogs, bikes are the new cars and dogs are the new seamstresses. As you were.

22Feb12:41
Malignance is Bliss said...

I think the best thing to do with these people is ignore them, as they thrive on the attention.

It's like what sensible Evolutionary biologists do when challenged by creationist loonies. Laugh... heartily... then call security.

Do not under any circumstances give them credence by debating them, or paying their vapid commentary any further coverage than they already generate under their own steam.

If ever asked about your opinion of them, smile and ask in a quizzical tone, "Who?".

22Feb13:27
Anonymous said...

http://www.dictatormeg.com/bob/bobsfolder/holocaustwhere.jpg

when i saw that picture i simultaneously snorted and spat sprite and it really hurt.

22Feb13:57

Stupid cunt.

22Feb13:59
kranki said...

bcdc?

I also read her personals ad.

SWF seeks red hot poker to the labia. No Jews.

22Feb18:35
morgan said...

David Heidelberg *tisk tisk tisk*

where is your social etiquette young man??

it's LADY Stupid Cunt

22Feb18:39

where is your social etiquette young man??

I don't know what I was thinking.

Anyway, I wonder what Lady Renouf would do if she was confronted by a circumcised cock?

22Feb18:40
anthony said...

If, like me, you are looking for context check out this piece on the wonderful world of "Lady" Renouf.

What a fucking cumstain of a human being she is.

And while I do generally agree that freedom of speech is a good thing, I still feel happy that Irving will be in prison having his sorry old nazi arse being traded for cigarettes. Is that wrong?

22Feb18:40
richardwatts said...

Re. question 4: I'll lock in E, all of the above.

22Feb21:33
Anonymous said...

dogs are the new seamstresses?

23Feb10:57
Hammy said...

I know that 3 is d.

I tell ya, if you want the authoritative answer on an issue - take genocide for example - I always go to a former beauty queen.

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