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People you don't expect to meet at a community football match:



1. Daryl Somers

2. Your mother as a sexed-up teenage girl, ala Back to the Future

3. The entire cast of Big Brother 2004

4. A nice young man who introduces himself as 'A contributor to that home-made porn you were sent last month.'



Can you guess who I was lucky enough to shake hands with?


Here's a clue: I told them I admired their 'work'.




502 days til the next election.

33 comments.

Comments

26Jun14:24
la nadine said...

YOU SHOOK HANDS WITH DARYL SOMERS?!?

26Jun14:29
TOBYtoby said...

I hope you washed them thoroughly afterwards.

26Jun14:34
ms fits said...

Washed what?

26Jun14:36
Shakalak said...

Are No. 1 and No. 4 the same person?

26Jun14:37
richardwatts said...

Given that I didn't see the cast of Big Brother 2004 at the game (indeed the only BB householder there that I saw was Todd, from the first series, who was playing for the Megahertz again), my guess is the DIY porn enthusiast... Was he cute?

26Jun15:05
Litahnee said...

Can I have a P for penis?





NB: I am being totally anal but association football players do not 'kick' goal as such, they score goals.

Keep up the good work....

26Jun15:29
sublime-ation said...

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it wasn't the sender of home-made porn, but rather the sender of home-made schlong photos, judging by the use of the word 'meat' within the title of this piece.

I reiterate tt's question. 'Them' being your HANDS, only.

26Jun15:55
secret wombat said...

If it WAS Daryl Somers, did the term 'work' refer to his prowess on the drums??

26Jun16:05
Woodsman said...

Well the flyer says it was a "dog and kid friendly" day so im guessing the kid-friendly rules out Darryl Somers and any porn contributers.

Im betting on the BB04 housemates -dog-friendly means that Bree would have been the guest of honour.

26Jun16:13
Michael Hudson said...

Would Richard Watts hurry up and find a boyfriend already!

26Jun16:22
Dxxxx said...

OH my god Shakas, I hope the hell not !!!!
Eww must go and wash brain out.....

26Jun16:40
Michael Hudson said...

Oh, that Richard Watts would find a boyfriend already!

26Jun16:53
richardwatts said...

Flattered that you care, Michael. ;-)

You'll be happy to know I had a date with a 22yo zookeeper on Saturday...

26Jun18:12
Yubris said...

I was impressed with your "runner" skillz and getup (and Bob Ellis', foxy minx) - although it was quite amusing watching you try to keep well away from the rapidly approaching pack while imparting snippets of wisdom (no doubt) to your fellow airmates.

Next time I expect to see you actually playing - hopefully sans broken clavicle.

26Jun19:37
polly said...

I guess - your mama.
S

26Jun19:40

Well... I know it wasn't me. I would have been all tongue tied because of the short shorts and fallen over.

Hubba Hubba.

26Jun20:41
brokenleg said...

Last Sunday I walked by St Kilda oval at 12.30pm. I desperately wanted to join in the fun, but had to go to a turd's 10th birthday. And I mean that literally.
Terry the Surfrider Foundation Mascot had a big party with cake, sparklers, and streamers.
It was fun, but I still lie awake at night thinking about what I missed at the Communitee Cup. Is there a blog with photos?

26Jun20:50
brokenleg said...

Oh and Ms Fits, When you met "that nice young man who introduces himself as 'A contributor to that home-made porn you were sent last month", did his cuffs and collar match?

26Jun23:00
Jay said...

Who is Daryl Somers?

27Jun00:44
Michael Hudson said...

G Richard, judging by your first comment, your date must have gone real well!

27Jun01:00
richardwatts said...

Michael - I assume you think that my 'was he cute?' question was because I wanted to root him, as opposed to a more general curiousity about the kind of person who films themselves having sex and sends it to Ms Fits?

27Jun02:00
Michael Hudson said...

Oh, forgive me Richard! I was obviously led astray by your plea to Bob Hart to find you a boyfriend.

www.theageofmenisover.blogspot.com

27Jun02:26
richardwatts said...

Huh?

27Jun03:01
Michael Hudson said...

Huh?

27Jun03:49
ms fits said...

Get a room, you two.

27Jun05:06
Michael Hudson said...

Enough about us. More about Sabine Herold.

27Jun11:51
Susanne said...

Ha. It's got to be 4. As if you would say you admired the 'work' of Daryl Somers or the Big Brother cast.

27Jun13:00

Well you'd expect to see BB 2004 cast there wouldn't you. They'd turn up to the opening of an envelope.
I think you shook hands with Andrew Bolt, "admiring" him for all the recent publicity work he's done for you, introducing you to a new audience and all that....

27Jun15:08
JohnnyCrunt said...

dunno Ms. Fits. all I know is that you sure do run like a girl.

27Jun15:15
ms fits said...

Guilty as charged, JC.

27Jun16:08
duk said...

But ... but ... WHO was the STREAKER!

???????????????????

27Jun16:44
Victim said...

It was good of Rex Hunt, being the major football personality that he is, would make a personal appearance at the Community Cup, duk.

27Jun17:07
timboy said...

Guy Pearce?

He had his dog with him, you could have introduced Bob Ellis to Guy Pearce's dog.

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