Politics.
The evils have got control of the Senate . No wait, they haven't. No wait, they have. No wait, if One Nation get the most votes, then preferences will give it to the Liberals which will then hand it to the Greens . Which means they haven't. But if the Nationals get the most votes then the Coalition will be anally raping us without lube for the next four years. Or wait, maybe Family First will hold the balance of power. Which, as we all know, would absolutely rule and mean a whole heap of burning lesbians and happy heterosexuality. Way to go, Family First, with your deeply Christian rule!
This is so confusing. Is anyone else a mess right now? I keep opening the newspaper and crying. Then I collapse into paroxysms of joy. Then I curl up into a ball and moan. Then I wriggle in a pleased naked way. It is killing me. Right now I wish the fucking votes would be counted so I could get on with my day in a way that was not like a retarded Solid Gold dancer with deep emotional issues and bedbugs.
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Whichever way it goes, we're all pretty screwed for the next three years. Iron Mark's work is going to be very, very tough leading a toothless opposition.
However, we went through days as dark as this under Kennett. Majority in both houses, opposition in disarray, right-wing arseholes ruling the people like kings and being loved for it.
We got through that and we'll get through this. Just stay positive, active and loud and we'll get this all turned around.
You'll see. Trust me.
Hang on, "paroxysms of joy"? I haven't heard any news deserving of that reaction since the election.
Please share!
"Then I collapse into paroxysms of joy. Then I curl up into a ball and moan. Then I wriggle in a pleased naked way. It is killing me."
Anyone ever suggested you turn your hand to erotic fiction before?
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