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That is in a word:


BRILLIANT

20 some odd pictures of a fire bush cock 'n balls? Well I never!

Nice post!

hello...

THIS IS YOUR LIFE!

That is patently not judging, ladies.

!!

I am speechless. I've said it before but you live in a bizarre fantasy land.

I'm giving it a 7. I like the dramatic effect ... unassuming at first, and then 'Hello!'.

If I am to be completely honest I'm afraid I can only give it a 5.5.

Points for:

- the moxy to do it
- his nice signed note
- sparing us a cum-shot
- girth

Points against:

- lack of trimmage
- limited length
- ill aligned half-mongrel
- it is not a vagina

I give David an eight for having the balls to do it in the first place.

Ms Fit's displayed it so well too!

(Aren't I glad I decided to check the blogs during my lunch hour and not at work!)

Melly.... shoulda known you'd be on here already.

Have to agree with judgment though (extra points for having the balls)

I'm very glad that everyone keeps giving him points for 'having the balls'.

As a longstanding member of the membrum virilis appreciation club, I award a 6.8. It's an attractive penis, and fits into the 'just right' category, neither too large or too small. The pubes au naturel are a plus, in my book. Next, please!

OH MY GOD!!!!!!
You Fits have just made me realise what a wonderful cock it is that I HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XX

well it's a pleasure doing business, young man.

Can we please have a poll as to whose penis we would like to see featured on the next RYWHM Rate My Penis post?

I give one vote for tobytoby.

As a ginger minge myself, I have to give him extra points for taking one for the team. I also don't think it's too bad a penis either. Girth is more more important than length, if you have to choose.

Some philosophies state that true soulmates are those whose genitals align perfectly. As men have different sized schlongs, so do women have different length vag canals. When you find your match...voila! Soul mate.

Besides, as length goes it's not as if it's short.

I give it a 7. It would have been a 7.5 if I hadn't already been exposed to BB Jamie's enormous one, or 'wang' as Katie refers to it. Ewww.

PS Eww on calling it a wang, not on having to see it.

I can't believe no-one has commented on the scotum of this young man.

I give him 10/10 for having a juicy, fleshy, plump and heavy looking scrotum. The penis is fine (nice and long, but not too long, and has a healthy circumference) but its quality is so much augmented by the balls. They are... magnificent.

In fact, they turn me on. I've always been a ball girl.

Anonymous: I really don't think so.

But thanks for the vote.

i've seen better, i've seen worse.

i'm giving it a 6.

but i'm giving him an extra point for...you guessed it...having the balls.

Um, wow, this blog has become so lowbrow...









... no, actually it's always been lowbrow.


I give him a 5 for his penis, and .5 for having the guts.

=5.5

oh, and tobytoby: rock out with your cock out already.

picture no.7 makes it look like a light sabre, excellent photography.

I agree that the scrotum is magnificent. My only misgiving regarding overall presentation would be that the angle of photograph # 5 makes it appear as if the appendage is protruding from the wielder's hairy red chest. Unless ... is there something he's not telling us? I further advise that the only thing letting this young man down is his self-esteem.
Penis - 8
Self-esteem - 1

Very pretty. 5.5 +.5 for degree of difficulty = 6.

Well that's my 'perv on a penis at work' quota for the day.

PS I don't like to judge.

wow, thankyou very much for that everyone. even the lower scores are apprecaited for their honesty.

its really interesting seeing these pics of myself on ms fits's blog. i like it.

i thought there was a more impressive shot there. what about number 20 or 22, ms fits? but i gave you permission to choose the pics so that's ok.

if anyone wants to return the favor my email is itsdaveyboy@yahoo.com

ladies welcome! anonymity guarranteed. i'll send more of me in return if you like.

if you just want to see my other pics that's fine too, please email me.

oh my god. I'm a pornographer.




THIS IS NOT ADULT MATCHMAKER.COM. YOU PEOPLE MUST GO ELSEWHERE FOR NAKED PHOTOGRAPH SWAPPING.

I give it 5 for looks, -1 for grooming, +2 for confidence. But it should be said that I'm a feminist/kind of gay, so I don't particularly mythologise the male sexual organ.

YOU PEOPLE MUST GO ELSEWHERE FOR NAKED PHOTOGRAPH SWAPPING.

c'mon fits, you started it, now you must see it through to its logical conclusion*.

*don't ask me what this is.

Good to hear from you David. You seem like such a nice guy/deviant.

THIS IS NOT ADULT MATCHMAKER.COM. YOU PEOPLE MUST GO ELSEWHERE FOR NAKED PHOTOGRAPH SWAPPING.

Elswhere.

a straight 6. pardon the pun.

but this is pure aesthetics.

i have to go with audrey here; symmetry wins over any set of dimensions.

and the best bit for us (hetero) lads (and sapphic gals, natch) is that it's mostly a process of discovery/surprise; looking tells you very little about a cunt

Don't you hate it when people steal your e's.

Oh My God, I know that handwritting, I know David!! I can't believe it. (shocking...) But funny!! Ha Ha!!

When Dave posted his email address and requested the ladies to "please email me", I thought his approach to ice-breaking is was stunningly original.
No late night lines in the pubs for davy. No pitiful matchmaking by "friends". With this approach he is sure to avoid shy prudes who require months of dating before scoring.
Anyway Good luck to him.

Outrageous! But some of the comments are the best laugh I’ve had all week, despite seeing Three Burials and half a dozen episodes of Gidget!

Andrew

Hmmm.

*saves photographs to usb stick for later perusal and comparison*

Wonder if I'm the only person to utilise that handy paper measuring tape Ikea give you on my knob.

Nice scrote, nice width, bit bushy.

I agree a 6.5 is fair.

Ginger snaps.
:)
Yummy!

David, you could up your score if you spent some time with this.

We can safely assume that he's a ginge then yes?.

Davey boy, It's not what you've got, It's where you stick it. If you are going to stick it anywhere however, I suggest you go it with a pair of scissors beforehand.

Girls like neat just as much as we lads. Snipity snip.

oh boy i didn't mean to sound that crass. sorry fits, sorry everyone. i'd been drinking a bit last night so i'll just blame that for it coming across badly. the offer is still open, though.

yes, i'm a bright ginger.

thanks for the compliments, backhanded compliments and tips from you all.

i would like to know what constitutes a 10 if all the nice things said above only got me a 6 or 7 average. what aren't you all saying?

ginger, yes. a bit lacking on the length say some of you, i can live with that. in need of a trim, ok. is that all that would make up the diffrence?

i'd hate to be the guy who got a 2.5! (is that even possible?).

probably shouldn't be looking at this page at work, especially coz its me. bye

alright alright i'll vote. i'm cruel to the core, yes, but in all honesty? that dong bums me out. no offense to the fellow (but he did ask, right?), i don't know if it's the coloring or the chubbiness or what but i'd really have to be in love to play with it.

so: a 3.5

if in love: 7.5

Hmmmm... I give it a 6.5. Would have scored a full extra point if not for the ginger pubes (this is my personal prejudice). And give the boy a break about shaving/trimming. The decision to trim pubes is a personal one.

Incidentally, for the perverts out there, there is a whole blog dedicated to this kind of deviance: http://theperfectphallus.blogspot.com/

(Please don't ask why I know the address of an amateur-penis-review site.)

But of course there's already a blog for this kind-of review.

Fuck the intermenet is an education, isn't it?

Ginger nuts.

Cool! Just finished baking ...

ANYWAY ....

David, in my humble opinion, that is a fine set of tackle you have there. I would not be at all concerned that you do not have the right equipment.

Having shagged one or two blokes in my time (OK ... maybe a few more), and having handled all sorts of gear from micro to macro ... I'm fairly confident you have normal-to-goodish sized genitals.

I'm not at all sure that you aren't a completely sick f*cker, but I do understand the anguish a good number of blokes spend their lives with in NOT KNOWING how their nads compare ... and I know that trying to sneak a quick look in the pissoir is both difficult and pointless, as your own dick demonstrates, ie. a sneaky little package that appears harmless but once amused becomes quite a decent trouser snake.

In photo #1, you do appear a little chafed around the top of your thighs ... do you bicycle? Take care, pet. A nasty chafe can be a real problem.
Although I'm sure all sorts of good advice could be sought on Ms Fits' blog.

I'm going to give you an 8:

Great balls. Good girth. Good length. Tidies away nicely when not being used.

And although a little trim of the pubes might be in order, I certainly would avoid any waxing or other sort of hair removal. I'm quite taken with your ginger coat! Very fetching!

Well done.

Now, get some counselling, my boy!

:)

twi would like to know what constitutes a 10 if all the nice things said above only got me a 6 or 7 average. what aren't you all saying?

I hate to be a bitch aswell, but this where you don't get it David. You need to stop putting so much emphasis on the aesthetics... no-one is ever going to give a 10 purely on how it looks because it really IS about what it can do.

Having recently seen the most perfect penis in my life to which I must give a 10 (and baby, if you're reading this, yes... it is you), I think I could only give this a 6.5.

I must also agree with the trimmers. Natural foliage is fabulous on a man, but I think you're doing yourself a disfavour there. Let the light in.

the perfect phallus... just the sort of education we need. who said the internet was a waste of time! hush your doubty mouths...

Yay for cocks!
I give it an 8. The girth is most impressive.
Trim the bush and it's good to go.

I've got to go with a 6.5.

David - this isn't saying there is anything wrong with your penis, just that in the big scheme of things, there are those who (in my book) come closer to perfection. But the key thing to remember is that as with any standard deviation, only a small percentage of people sit on either end of the spectrum. This means that compared to most men, you sit on the positive side of average, which can only make your women happy AS LONG AS YOU HAVE GOOD TECHNIQUE AS WELL.

Because as a few others have mentioned before - when it comes down to it, how it looks is not the major factor when it comes to pleasing a woman - how it feels to her when you use it is the primary thing. You might have a dick that is universally regarded as a 10 in the looks department, but if you've got the finesse of a baboon then you're not going to make anyone happy.

Size does matter to the extent that a decent bit of length and girth does feel pretty good when it's inside a girl's vadge; but unless you've got a rating 1-3 weeny dick (which you clearly don't have), there's really no need to worry about where you sit on the spectrum from 4-10.

To tell you the truth, if I came across you in amorous circumstances, I'd be more obsessed about finding some scissors and giving you a good grooming than I would be about rating your package. And I would definitely be ranking you on your technique, not your size.

Also, never underestimate how much a woman appreciates a good mouth, irrespective of cock length/girth/looks.

i give 'em a 7.5
(incl. showmanship)

-*claps*-

A+ to ms. fits for
blog worthiness:)

I prefer the mango post from yesteryear.

Since we are here, I'm giving it a ten.

That's because it's an average willy and in my fantasy world the sight of such would make girls swoon and faint.

Not that that's a comment on my own or anything.

Keep forging on, Ms Fits...

hey ms fitz,

i dreamed of you the other night.. it was quite strange.. i stole cash from your bag, ran away, then got a major guilt-on and came back to return the money.. you were shocked/stimulated.. what do you make of that? i haven't seen you for more than a year...

Wow Ms Fits..your blog that was recommended unto me from young Steph has won me over..I will again visit this here site. Well done :) Now for you to up the anti and put on some booby pics :) Unless you have done this already?
Cheers Cazzie!!!

Very nice girth. Like the ginger. Light trimming needed. Noticed the slight chafing, can't be too careful in that area. All around a fab example. The most important is in how you use it!

Rating: 7.5
(.5 for the balls to do it!)

The hair is out of control - perhaps you could even dye it a darker colour? There's a bad case of chafing, where is that nappy rash cream? And get out the Ab Cruncher, do you need my waxer's number?

I have never before had the opportunity to rate another man's penis. That is, I might have had the chance to but to have done so vocally would have been either rude or dangerous.

I give it a 6. It seems a good size, length and girth both are reasonable without being excessive or in the "I've smoked fatter joints than that" categories.

It also apparently does what it is supposed to when it is supposed to -- and when you're trying to take pictures of it at the same time I imagine that's not easy to do.

The apparent chafing on the legs concerns me slightly, but the hair doesn't. All in all, it's perhaps not remarkable but in many ways that's good -- in that it's not remarkable for bad reasons.

scary. exceedingly scary.
i dont want to hurt the poor guy, but 4.
gingerpubes.
the fact that he showed himself making himself erect.
the fact that he felt the need to show himself to the world at large.
and the fact that i have just read things about scrotums that makes my stomache churn... it all bothers me.
so 4.
amusing read nevertheless.
much love.
xx

Not bad, I dont think any girl would be dissapointed in the length, most importantly, your girth seems to be solid, I recon its not too bad... but im a bloke so my opinion really doesnt matter :)

I didnt know George W. was a red head!

hi there.. I am from Mexico.. M27, interesting blog.. I was wondering about being rated...jejeje... I mean, the people is asking for it!
I dont believe what I am writing. but i have never done something weird like that.
What next?

Jose

Gross!!!!!!!

I HATE GINGE MINGE!!!!

I'D NEVER STICK THAT IN MY MOUTH OR MY ARSE!!!!!!(YES I'M A GAY SLUT)

U GET -10 FROM ME.

Ooh that things nasty!

19 years old, watchin porn : )

http://i11.tinypic.com/2hd2nn4.jpg

Superb blog, has got me wondering what others my think of my own penis, I may send in pics of my own for you to rate.