p.s. down with poofs.
So the White House had a little party/egg hunt to celebrate Easter. And about one hundred gay and lesbian parents gatecrashed with their children, just to show the bible-thumpers a 'variety of what an American family can look like'. They wore rainbow-coloured leis and cruised around collecting chocolate eggs and generally having a sweet non-violent protest. I like this.
Shall we have a guess at what our conservative friends were doing and saying outside the South Lawn gates while this was happening?
1. 'YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE PUNISHED WITH __________ FOR COMING TO A GAY EVENT, YOU HEATHENS.'
a. AIDS
b. Herpes Simplex
c. Colds
d. Genital leprosy
2.'GAY FAMILIES ARE JUST LIKE....'
a. Assholes. Everybody has one.
b. The Easter Bunny and Santa Claus. All are make-believe.
c. School in summer. No class.
d. A festy scab. Pick at them and they come loose.
3. One of the demonstrators, Ruben Israel, 43, said he had flown from Los Angeles for the event. He wore a...
a. ...n itsy witsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini
b. ...tool belt holding a well-worn Bible
c. ...simple white Dolce & Gabbana tank with a luxe jacket, Jimmy Choo stilettos and a Fendi clutch
d. ...genuine Sean John 'God Hates Fag Enablers' hooded sweat
4. To demonstrate God's hatred of gays and lesbians, Mr. Israel:
a. Drew stick figures of two men having anal sex in the dirt and then stomped on it
b. Poked the pronged ends of two small extension cords together and said: 'See, it doesn't work. Two men don't make a baby'
c. Urinated on passers-by, telling them 'The blood of Christ compels you'
d. Jammed a frankfurt into a donut, yelling 'This is how it's done'.
570 days til the next election.
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I feel Mr Israel is holding back a little. He needs to beef up his protests Westboro style...
damn, i wish gay and lesbian couples and their children had gatecrashed my bible-thunping easter egg hunt.
i also wish we had had a visit from the easter bunny. all we got was tony abbot in a playboy bunny suit hopping around and demanding all the women "save their eggs".
My personal favourite placard from the photo in The Age:
"Homo Sex is a Threat to National Security"
Understated, tasteful...
Now there's a t-shirt just begging to be screen-printed.
That linked article doesnt contain any of the bits you mentioned... what are the answers?? :(
I was rather hoping you'd guess, you lazy bugger.
Anyway:
1. c*
2. b
3. b
4. b
*yes, they really said 'colds'. God bless those fag-hating motherfuckers. May their mild retardation never cease to be amusing.
Ms Fits m'dear, you're tagged.
http://richard_watts.blogspot.com/2006/04/dammit-ive-been-tagged.html
Colds eh?
Ummm. How?
Copping a cold for having your parents going to a gay event must be better than copping a punch in the head for having an alcoholic cock of a father and a stupid wench of a mother.
True?
I just love how these nuts reckon they've read through the Bible and found the one thing that God really wants them to devote their lives to. JESUS WANTS ME TO MAKE THE POOFTAHS CRY.
Hilari-depressing.
Could God be ANY more embarassed?
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