Pssst...hey you. Wanna be in a music video? pt 2.
My friend Tim Spicer has asked me to ask you something. Do you want to come along and appear in lanky rock skinny-jeaned hotnesses Dallas Crane's new music video?
See press release below. I'm still coming to terms with the dress code 'freakishly formal with an Asian twist', though:
'Consider yourself invited!!*
Dallas Crane and Jimmy Barnes have recorded a version of the Dallas Crane song, “Sit On My Knee”.
Shooting: Sunday, 22nd May
Location: San Remo Ballroom 365 Nicholson Street North Carlton
Time: 1pm til 11pm (or part thereof)
Theme: “Freakishly formal with an Asian twist” (Think “Eyes Wide Shut” meets “Rocky Horror” meets “Crouching Tiger”)
Food and drinks will be provided.
We are looking for people to come along as guests/members of a secret society**.
Come dressed in a classy yet flamboyant style, we’re after freakish glamour. The colour theme is RED, BLACK and GOLD.
Men: Dark suits - either tuxedos, tails, dinner jacket and pants.
Ladies: Chinese-style clothing, Western formal dresses - as long as it’s elegant and over the top.
Budget limitations prevent wardrobe from being provided, but “wardrobe enhancements” and professional hair and make-up will be on hand to ensure you make the grade. So if in doubt, just come along anyway.
We would love people to come along for the long haul, 1:00pm – 11:00pm; but even a few hours of your time would help. So scour your wardrobe, use your imagination and join the revelry this Sunday afternoon.
Please RSVP to sitonmyknee@hotmail.com or call on 0401 164 603 with any questions or to confirm what time you’ll be there from and till.'
Spread the word, secret society folk. x
874 days til the next election.
*I do not approve at all of double exclamation marks to indicate extreme excitement.
*** The Freemasons.
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i am very surprised that sitonmyknee hadnt already been taken as a hotmail address
guess who had hot phone sex with a tasty norwegian last night.... go me!
Oh to be in soulful, sexy Melbourne. We Sydneysiders will have to settle for watchin y'all in the vid... as we sip over-priced cocktails in wanky bars with sea views while pseudo celebrities do lines of coke at the table next to us. Me? Over Sydney? How can you tell?
If you're going to the San Remo ballroom, don't eat the food
I'd go, but unfortunately I'd have to listen to the song!!
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