Reasons you will hate me

"Jailbreak" needing no alteration, of course.

Brokeback In Black

Genius. Pure genius.

AC

or DC?

The Lightning Bolt In The Middle.

Nah, that's a shit name for a gay AC/DC tribute band

I'll play drums!

P.S. I live 3 hours from Melbourne and I'm not gay, but it sounds like a lot of fun! If there's some nerdy way to collaborate online, I'm in.

P.P.S. I do play drums.

P.P.P.S. For tips on novelty metal bands, see www.beatallica.com

"Glory-hole Lotta Rosie"?

DC/DC, surely

How about...

It's a long way to the block (if you want a sausage)...


Yamez Bamez

or "Back in Pink taffeta and Fishnet stockings with blue sequins on the thong"

YB

"Gina G aint noise pollution"

Big Gun

And from the lyrics of the same song:

"They saddle you up
And take you to town
Better look out
When he come around

Big gun, got a hot one
Big gun, got a number one
Big gun, loaded and cocked
Big gun, hot hot hot
Got big gun, ready or not
Big gun, give it, give it a shot"

I love a single entendre!

Hugh shook me all night long...?

If you ask me, AC/DC is a pretty queer name for a band anyway...

Brokeback in Black is cute, but will date quickly once everyone forgets the cultural impact of Brokeback Mountain.

I'd go with Let There Be Cock or Thunderfuck, myself, if I was gonna form an AC/DC queercore cover band.

As to gay metal, Rob Halford of Judas Priest once guested on a Pansy Division track 'Breaking the Law (The Sodomy Law)'; then there's Pink Steel, a gay-metal comedy act from NYC. There's actually some real queer metal out there too, along with all the homo-hop and queerpunk you want. Check out Larrybob's queer hotlist for details:

http://www.io.com/~larrybob/hotlist.html

"Long way to the pop"?

I don't get it. Poppers?

Is this going to be a regular series?

Can you do Cold Chisel next please?

Hell's Belle's is taken - they're from Austin, TX, and they have a righteous lead singer not unlike Lisa from The Bell-Rays.

cock and hole aint boys pollution?

let there be cock?

meatseeker?

lordy. bon scott's bon mots being used to allude to sinkin' the pink in the stink, or dirty deeds involving brian's johnstone?

what have we come to?

Dack a Macca ?

Yeah, I got nothin'

"Gina G aint noise pollution"

Oh my GOD. I honestly love you.

For more gay metal, check out the sketch from TV's Mr Show With Bob and David. The band is called Wyckyd Sceptre (mit umlauts) and it's pretty funny.

Clakker Dakka
(perhaps this need to be an all-female tribute band! :>)

Secret Wombat,

"Hugh shook me all night long."

That is positively fantastic.

I'm off to find a boyfriend called Hugh just so I can use that line.

Any single Hughs out there?