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questions, round 1.


Joy, a couple of questions already!

I feel I should answer these immediately as it is my responsibility as an adult.

Anyways, let's begin:

'my dog sends me telepathic commands' writes:

Do you feel you have done enough to honour Princess Mary of Denmark ("beautiful and incredibly accomplished human being and a great Australian". -- The Honourable Tony Abbott MP) this year?Please elaborate on any devotional collages, feature walls, flower pressing books etc. that you have undertaken as a tribute.


In a word no, mdsmtc (I have always liked your name very much, by the way). While I must confess to clutching rather girlishly at my bosom when Prince The Man Whatever shed tears after the birth of his son, Lady Mary doesn't really interest me. I am more likely to pick up a magazine with the Chin Butt Whores on the cover, if only to spit something about them being vapid cunts and moving on with my day.


sophie writes:

what i want to know is which of the email rules did you break? dumping someone, confessing to an STD? just curious.



I told someone I was seeing that I'd met someone else. I did not, however, instantly point out their profile on myspace. That would be crass.

More than one person seems to have presumed I have a sex disease or have been impregnated by an internet dork. I'm not at all certain of the impression I've been giving off this past year and a half.




More goodtimes questions and answers to follow, one might assume.

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22Dec11:59
Anonymous said...

Q1:
Why does Ricky Ponting remind me of a hybrid John Howard/George W?

Q2:
So if Anthony "won" AI2, and Lee "won" AI3 - what type of fucken cunt actually PURCHASES a Crazy Frog CD single IN PERSON in A STORE???

$BDW$

22Dec11:59
Anonymous said...

Q1:
Why does Ricky Ponting remind me of a hybrid John Howard/George W?

Q2:
So if Anthony "won" AI2, and Lee "won" AI3 - what type of fucken cunt actually PURCHASES a Crazy Frog CD single IN PERSON in A STORE???

$BDW$

22Dec12:12

I am more likely to pick up a magazine with the Chin Butt Whores on the cover

Ah yes.

Mere et Pere Hewitt.

Both of them, but to a greater extent the female, most definitely have some sort of marsupial gene coursing through their system.

Perhaps quokka:-

http://www.calm.wa.gov.au/plants_animals/mammal.quokka.html


... or bilby:-

http://www.calm.wa.gov.au/plants_animals/odd_bilby.html

I'm assuming the marsupial DNA seeped into Tip Top white bread at some point and invaded their genetic makeup.

22Dec13:39

i clicked the link to the chin butt whores...i keep looking at the picture...can someone please explain to me the bottom half of mere hewitt?
those two brown things sticking out of it are her legs, right? and somehow its gotten wrapped round them, and thats why its so tight and wrinkly where her knees are...right?
but whats that big bulge thing that looks like its quite possibly coming out of mr lleytons pants?

22Dec14:33
underwhleming said...

I think Lleyton's got a bit of bilby in him. Maybe that's what h's always doing, talking to bilby relatives for inspiration

22Dec16:50
Djali said...

What is you favourite colour?

And

What is YOUR favourite rooting song?

22Dec16:52
Djali said...

r

23Dec12:23
Anonymous said...

Q: Why when I was looking for erotic pictures of girls on a sooter/vespa did google send me in the direction of
*pee panties aside * drinking piss porn * pissing movie preview ... http://www.crazyxxxlinks.com/pissing/ ?

I feel like I can't face my mother on xmas day now....

I blame google for so much that is so wrong in my mind..

missy

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