R U FUR REAL?
I'm poleaxed in bed with a virus today, but this still encouraged wan smiles:
'Furreal Friends Butterscotch Pony. Every girls dream of having her very own Pony... and now that dream can come true! This amazing animatronic Pony moves head and ears, and blinks its eyes! This fantastic creature responds to touch and voice, "eats" a carrot, and makes real pony sounds. The Furreal Friends Butterscotch Pony comes with carrot and brush.
Requires 6 'D' batteries, not included.
Adults take note: Pony comes unassembled in box with head detatched. You may wish to not open the box around your children if they may be frightened by a box with a decapitated horse inside.'
I just love that. Kids can be such pussies, can't they?
345 days til the next election.
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They didn't really write 'decapitated horse'. I don't believe you.
OH YEAH?
O.M.G. I can just see the NY shrink sessions of the future: 'Mommy and Daddy knew one of my biggest phobias was a box with a decapitated horse inside, and yet there it was, under the Christmas tree. It damaged me for life.'
The world can truly be a magical place sometimes, Lady Sub.
i'd sook that you didn't attribute this to me, except that i didn't attribute it to the place i stole it from either
I see they have the same horse for boys in 2 models;
Furreal Friends Mafia Pony
and
Furreal Friends Caligula Pony
PS: I was disappointed that no blokes were suitably impressed yesterday that, posting anonymously, I admitted being once able to give myself BJs. Jealous, jealous bastards!
THAT WAS YOU?
Should have guessed by the moniker, really.
Girls and ponies, huh ? Does that tend to lead to something like this ?
oh dear. I certainly hope not.
ms fits said...
"THAT WAS YOU?
Should have guessed by the moniker, really."
haha, Tantric Yoga is a flexible pastime for me.
Sorry to hear you're in bed being poleaxed by a virus, so o speak. My last girlfriend had some incurable virus ('happies' or something) and it laid her pretty low too.
Great timing Ms Fits...http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2006/11/29/1164777647904.html?from=top5
Could it be the same horse???
Ah Woodsman... blame it on decoding the word verification... they can be quite squiggly sometimes.
Told you littles suck. Fucking prissy weak dogs!!! Don't you know plastic gives you cancer? Fuck! Fuck! I am sorry you are sick Hardy, and in bed, but you don't exactly have a 9-5 do you, hey? hey? nudge nudge you lucky cunt you? Huh? Huh? Is that it? Well! Fuck! Fucking see ya later bee arch! You are warned! I know what the score is here bee arch! You are the arch bee arch are you? Are you going to do me proud? Are you going to do me at all? And I still want to know.
Told you littles suck. Fucking prissy weak dogs!!! Don't you know plastic gives you cancer? Fuck! Fuck! I am sorry you are sick Hardy, and in bed, but you don't exactly have a 9-5 do you, hey? hey? nudge nudge you lucky cunt you? Huh? Huh? Is that it? Well! Fuck! Fucking see ya later bee arch! You are warned! I know what the score is here bee arch! You are the arch bee arch are you? Are you going to do me proud? Are you going to do me at all? And I still want to know.
with charming monologues like that, how can I resist?
Four words for Christmas...
Magic Glow Doodle Bear:
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=4026159
Cheers
RobP
'Watch your doodles come to light with a beautiful glow'?? Jesus christ.
Umm, why does it need batteries? Does it vibrate or otherwise make some crotch stimulating movement?
Speaking of vibrating toys for children...
"A toy firm has axed a vibrating replica of Harry Potters broomstick after mums complained thier daughters spent too much time riding it.
Makers Mattel advertised the battery operated toy as having a "groove stick and handle for easy riding".
One mum in New Jersey,US, said "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING OF??".
Another in Ohio told hoe her 12 year old daughter played with the brromstick for hours. She said: "she likes its special effects - so does its 17 year old sister."
WE GOT RIPPED OFF WITH THE RUBICS CUBE PEOPLE.
Genny B xo
dear anonymouse (sic) "told you littles suck" I am sorry your mother hated you as a child as I am sorry that your father beat the living shit out of you after coming home from the pub everynight. I am sorry that your uncle would sneak into your room from the age of ten at family bbq's and teach you about sexuality. I am sorry that throughout your life you have never felt connected to the world preferring to think that the whole world is against you and completely fucked. I am sorry that when you read the newspaper every day you are possessed with fear and hatred of everything that you see. I am sorry that you have no friends and that you feel completely alienated in this world. I am sorry you feel completely worthless and that you have lost control. I am sorry that the only way you can feel good about yourself is to spout anonymous vitriol on a blog that is personally directed at it's author. I am sorry that the only thing you have left in life is to use abuse and fear similiar to that found in a domestic violence situation to get even and gain recognition. I am sorry that this is all you have as you watch your life slipping through your fingers and away from you.
Hey Ms fits why do you put up with that tool "Told you little Sucks" and all his (lets face it he must be a bloke with small penis issues) shit?
And to gtothed well done.
And mate ("told you little sucks") I know you can read so if you really had any balls post your fucking name. Other stop wasting oxygen.
Oh look Mummy just didn't hug 'told you little sucks' enough.
Let us not hate him.
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