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FRI16DEC

Raindrops and roses, you guys!


"Don't take any notice of them, be sensible...


...enjoy the sun...




...it's Christmas and have a good time...





...and, for heaven's sake, remember you don't achieve any advances in this world through the use of violence, thank you...






"(Let's) celebrate the fact that this is still the greatest country in the world in which to live





...and let nobody tell us otherwise and let's not wallow in self-pity and self-flagellation and self-criticism...





"If there are some longer-term lessons to be learnt then the time to reflect on those is not right now,"





"Maybe there were warning signs around that have been ignored and shouldn't have been ignored...






"… We ought to calm everybody down, deal with the law breakers, support the police."








But of course. What were we worried about?



*hugs*




693 days til the next election.

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16Dec12:54

Haha. Peace on eath and all the rest, right?

Did you notice a select group of people in indigenous communities up north received a nice little Christmas present from Amex?

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/poor-aborigines-given-amex-gold-cards/2005/12/16/1134676423423.html

They dun struck gold! Amex are a totally respected company. They never fuck people over.

16Dec13:18
gav said...

Mr Howard said: "remember you don't achieve any advances in this world through the use of violence"

Ummmm, what the fuck??? Is the war on everything just a figment of our imaginations?

Thanks Ms Fits, I'm now as relaxed as a 60yo hookers jaw.

16Dec14:47
Dr Nic said...

Well, if its one thing that Muslims, Christians and even Jews can come together over, it's Christmas! Oh... hang on!

16Dec15:12
Anonymous said...

Australia


Opportunities are available in all walks of life in australia
So if you're young and if you're healthy
Why not get a boat and come to australia

Australia, the chance of a lifetime
Australia, you get what you work for
Nobody has to be any better than what they want to be
Australia, no class distinction
Australia, no drug addiction
Nobody's got a chip on their shoulder
We'll surf like they do in the u.s.a.
We'll fly down to sydney for our holiday
On sunny christmas day
Australia, australia
No one hesitates at life or beats around the bush in australia
So if you're young and if you're healthy
Why not get a boat and come to australia
Australia sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la
Australia sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la
Everyone walks around with a perpetual smile across their face
Australia sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la
Australia sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la
Everyone gets around and nobody can ever get you down
We'll surf like they do in the u.s.a.
We'll fly down to sydney for our holiday
On sunny christmas day
Australia, australia

Ray Davies

16Dec18:25
MelbourneGirl said...

"I have a very simple view that this country should welcome people from all around the world, and benefit from that, providing when they come to this country THEY BECOME AUSTRALIANS. That's my simple philosophy full stop."

he has got no idea. what does it mean to be australian. it's not simple. what does it mean? does it mean we should all put being an australian national above all other forms of identity? i don't necessarily want to do that, so what does that make me?

16Dec18:57
brokenleg said...

Thanks Ms Fits,
I'm so relaxed, I couldn't be bothered writing anything meaningful.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Seasons greetings, and a crazy Kwanza to all you hip cats out there.
Love Broken leg.

16Dec20:24
Buck Fudd said...

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17Dec12:48
Buck Fudd said...

Phew!

Thanks Mister Howard and thanks Ms Fits. Relaxed as ordered.

*skips down to Preston mosque with festive ham under each arm and carving knife between teeth*

17Dec20:27
Russell Allen said...

If Hillsong and Frankie Goes To Hollywood ever made a record it would be like this.

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