Reasons you will hate me

Rallying the troops.

*ring ring*






'Yep.'








'Buzzcocks! It's The Doctor.'







'Oh. Hello.'






'How's tricks? Heard the cheese have been on your back about that chair thing.'






'Well...yeah. Kind of.'






'On the QT, I think that shit is hilarious. Be honest, had she let fluffy off the chain? Staff meetings tend to rumble my guts a little too, LOL.'






'..........'






'My advice is you should stick to the ol' 'pull my finger' trick. Women love that stuff.'







'..........'






'Anyway, just wanted to call you up and let you know that if you're looking for support, I'm your guy. Just remember who's got your back. The Doc, that's who! Am I right or am I right?'






'..........'




*beep*






'Hang on, I've got another call coming through.'



*beep*






'The Doctor is in.'







'Brendan, it's John again. This is getting ridiculous. Why won't you return my calls?'






'..........'





'Hello?'






'BRB.'



*beep*





'Lightyear, you still there? It's Brendan.'






'..........'






'Hello?'





'..........'


*beep*






'Brendan?'





'...........'



*beep*





'Buzz?'





'..........'





'..........'


*beep*





'.........'


*beep*





'.........'



*beep*





'....hello?'

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