Random text messages received on Saturday night*.
'Shit-fuck! Time to move to Fiji.'
'I want to fucking kill our cock smoking cunt of a prime minister. And everyone who voted for him.'
'Cuntox.'
'I'm sorry, I can't reply to your message. I killed myself already.'
'I know. Holy hell.'
'Oh god.'
'It's like some bad dream, I need a drink.'
'Tell me something to stop the pain. Please.'
'Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.'
'I don't understand. How?'
'Fuck this shit country.'
'Funny how same sex marriage is illegal, yet this is the gayest election ever.'
*Yes, the Polichicks party went ahead on Saturday night. Amazingly, people showed up. Thunderstruck rocked. I drank tequila. People looked hot. It was fizli. And for about three hours I was able to push aside the deep feeling of sick-dread in the pit of my stomach and pretend like I didn't want to die.
Fuck.
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i quite liked:
"oh fuck nadine. it's worse. its fucking WORSE. i wish for death".
and
"oh fuck. it wasn't a dream. the queue for jumping off a cliff starts here."
both from you in fact.
and also:
"i am going to scream into my pillow and try to pretend today never happened. cunting fucks".
from mr. boud.
ah, at least i can be content in my cosy little left-wing world.
Nothing expresses the pain like a string of expletives. But even that can't really come close.
People looked hot, yourself included INTERNET LOVEHEARTS INDICATE INTERNET LOVE!
Keep a lookout for the silver lining and keep tha faith. I'm sure there are green/left terrorist cells starting up in a leftist enclave near you.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." -- Hunter S Thompsopn
Alex, you realise now that you and I totally have to start stalking the Young Professionals. Let's go to another one of their gigs soon.
Internet lovehearts followed by an internet stalkdate! Internet secks must surely follow.
o/` o/` We've been Golden Showered /
By Johnny Winston Howard o/` o/` -- go Chaser. You called it.
Chicken-Man aka cuntfuckshitter will help us with the stalking but can we please leave him out of the internet secks. "Thanks."
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