Random Wtf? things on a Wednesday morning.
- I'm not sure if I'm going crazy. But am I seeing my personal god Owen Wilson on tram-stops as part of the latest Pepsi campaign?
Sometimes I think my tram is going too fast to tell for sure. But that busted-up nose and 'I can write so fucking good' smile is kind of recognisable. I have tried to Google an image this morning, but with no luck.
If it is him, I say: wtf?
- Spot Destroyer has squeezed one out. And lo, has she called him 'Conrad'. Which I like.
At least the Dems have another party member to add to their dwindling ranks, since Lyn Allison's first day on the job didn't go totally well.
Watching the Democrats at the moment is like observing your retarded cousin at Christmas trying to get the paper hat out of his cracker.
- I am flying to Sydney today for a meeting and to defend my show to the death.
I wish I could be certain it was good so I had some conviction.
- Last night I had dinner with my parents. I told my mother I had a sore bottom. It's from riding my bike, but - no shit - the very first thing she did when I imparted this information was to lean over conspiriatorially and whisper: 'Did you stick something up there you shouldn't have?'
1029 days til the next election.
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Watching the Democrats at the moment is like observing your retarded cousin at Christmas trying to get the paper hat out of his cracker. Beautifully put.
Meanwhile (and I could be wrong about this) but from everything I've seen on this blog, you appear to have the most awesome hippy parents. I'm quite jealous.
- Spotty Tash's kid in called Conrad Stott Smith. Sounds like another boring Adelaide lawyer in the making. I hope they call him Con.
- Good luck in Sydney. Just imagine their heads on spikes. It works better than imagining them in their underwear, expecially when it's old men. Remember: if they want to axe it, it's because they're cowards, not because it isn't any good. You're better than them, in every way. Dazzle them with the outfit you wore for your speech at the Writers' Muster last time you were up there. You Go Girl!
- Oh, God. She didn't say it in front of your Dad, did she?
Don't get a close look @ the pepsi billboard. It's not owen wilson, and it will break your heart.
So random WTF things are the go?
In that case Fits, I think you'd totally go off in the "I Like It" video clip. For some reason their outfits totally make me think of you... what do you think?
Hmm sorry, blogger just... yeah ok, I forgot to sign in.
It is Owen Wilson! Plasted on bus shelters all over Sydney
OK, may be totally off the mark, but they're not talking about cutting "Short Cuts" are they? (As opposed to your three guys talking sex show). My year nine media studies sister loves it to death, kinda like me and degrassi in the early nineties.
I dunno who that guy on the Pepsi ad is, but if you think he is in any way adorable or unworthy of a punch in the face, then, you know, I lose a lotta respect.
Will somebody please just post a god damn picture of this Owen Wilsonish looking person who may or may not be Owen Wilson. Because A) Aside from Starsky and Hutch, he's funny. He can put funny things down on paper and he is different. Different goes a long way. So some industrious Aussie grab a camera a take a picture! Otherwise we will vote for George Bush or something crazy like that. Can I just threaten you all without being at all specific. Um.. yeah. Or else!!!
http://therionarms.com/pictures/pepsi_medium.jpg
errr... i think that was Pink, Beyonce and Britney. But i may be wrong.
yeah, the pepsi campaign pics are pretty hard to find. I was trying to find Delta when she was plastered everywhere.
how's this?
http://www.crazy4cinema.com/Actor/imgs/owilson.jpg
It looks very Owen Wilsonish. With the beat up nose and all.
I had a good close up look at central station yesterday and I am still undecided.
The nose, kinda. But that hair?? A big shaggy bouffant? I think not. Unless it is for a film ...
And it seems to be paired with another ad, the bloke in that was totally unrecognisable.
You guys, take a close look. It's the cuntiest man on television (yes! cuntier that Rove or Ray Martin)...
Andrew G.
Shittest. Person. Everrrr. The direct antithesis to Owen Wilson.
And if you look closely at his face in the pic, you just wanna punch it. Until you cannae punch no more.
I'm sorry guys.
DEAR GOD NO
I went to school with Anna from "Shortcuts" (a.k.a Lucy Smyrk) She is bloody talented.
Owen Wilson on McLeod's. Please, just one ep, please, please, please.
Is your show good? ...I hope it is. I'm an actor and I need there to be a long running aussie show with a high intake of cast members in their twenties filming in melbourne. That or I need the cash to make a film and put myself in it... it could have robots.
...does your show have robots?
I keep hearing that it's the male sex and the city, which hopefully is just spin... because that would be pretty redundant, no? I mean, wasn't the point of Sex and the City that they were acting like guys, and that acting like guys is somehow empowering to women? If it's guys acting like that they're just... well, arseholes.
Maybe it could be like Swingers... I like Swingers.
Ben.
Oh and Andrew G is better than Rove or Ray Martin...
Though I did hear once that he carded some girls before he had sex with them... which while practical and level headed must have taken at least some of the romance from the occassion.
Ben
Who the fuck is Andrew G? I watch about 0.5hrs of tv a month - soo out of the loop.
It isn't Andrew G. I had another good look at it yesterday, fairly sure its not G. Looks alot more like Owen.
I wonder who it is, then. At least we're all in agreeance that the Pepsi ad campaign of putting instantly recognisable celebs next to their product has failed miserably. Woo!
Not Owen. Not Andrew Guberbutt (mik he's the hay haired host of Aust Idol).
My call - a footballer. Whenever I see advertising featuring men I don't recognize, it always turns out to be a footballer. Altho' Coke is an AFL sponsor so that does really work.
Another unidentifiable male Pepsi ad went up at the same time as faux-Owen so I'm punting on sportsmen of some variety.
Did you ever wonder how your mum knew about getting a sore butt from putting things up it that you shouldn't?!
Buttman
There are parallel ad capaigns run by pepsi at the moment.
One is Owen wilson wearing a brown leather jacket holding a fuck full of pepsi's in his hands with a "holy fuck they've got me pimping a product... and it's pepsi!" smirk.
The other is a bald headed tool who is probably a soccer player or an afl player or some shit. I can't tell because he refuses to look directly into the camera.
This is hilarious! I actually found this blog after Googling the words 'Owen Wilson' and 'Pepsi'. I TOO swear that I've caught a glimpse of Owen with the weirdest haircut ever, holding an overflowing armfull of Pepsi bottles, while driving down Sydney roads lately.
It's DEFINITELY not Andrew G. Doesn't look like any footballer I've seen. And I'm pretty sure I saw the characteristic 'crooked nose'.... I'm leaning towards it BEING Owen Wilson.
He IS the last person I would have expected to do a Pepsi poster though. He doesn't really fit into the 'Beyonce, Britney, Pink' category, now does he?
I also really want to drive down to one of those bus shelters and take a friggin photo of one too!!!
I too found this site by googling 'owen wilson pepsi ad'. I'm not a huge fan but I thought he had more integrity than that. I feel like i've walked into the middle of the best conversation - i also think that rove is a cunt!
sorry kids.
the ads feature 3 surfers.
taj burrows - in the pinstripe jacket
occy - holding all the bottles
joel parkinson - spinning the bottle on his finger.
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