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Read between the lines.


Craig Stevens, Thorpe's roommate and friend of seven years , stood in the stands cheering and waving a flag as Thorpe swam to victory. After the race, an emotional Thorpe shed tears of joy and later dedicated his race to Stevens .
When asked what he had to say to Stevens, Thorpe replied: 'What I have to say to Craig, I say in private' .
Think about it. Seriously. And while you're thinking about it, look at this incredibly heterosexual picture.


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16Aug10:39
Manure Man said...

you lay off our thorpie, ms fits.

what he does in the hotel room with stevens, hackett, klim and co. is none of your biz whack.

imagine how much sex is going on right now in the olympic village. orge fest 2004, i'd say.

but it probably won't compare to tuesdays botb radiothon show. bring it on!

17Aug10:16
lily lover said...

I'm convinced he's gay. Silently awaiting his retirement, when he'll feel safe enough to come out with it!

17Aug11:30
ms fits said...

I have a fantasy that he'll spill the beans whilst standing on the winners podium, gayly waving his gold medal.

17Aug11:34
Coppertone said...

God forbid Australia to have a successful olympian athlete who also happens to be gay. Thopie comes out and sees all the lucrative sponsorship deals flit away. Atleast he'd still have all that fashion crap he was doing.

17Aug11:40
ms fits said...

You see, that's where the genius of it all lies. Thorpie is so ingrained in Australian culture and patriotism, it will soon be UNPATRIOTIC to be HOMOPHOBIC. His scheme to make the public love and worship him before coyly revealing the truth is absolute genius when you think about it.
Something you may not have picked from the underwear ads and jewelry.

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