Reasons to be excited.
1. Today I locked in the Young Professionals to play the Polichicks election party on October 9th. Last night the singer was wearing a terry-towelling shorty one-piece and when I found out her name was Lorelei I fell to my knees and wept. You have to come and see them. They are out of tune and chaotic and their lyrics don't make any sense.
2. In a couple of weeks I will be in Sydney 'supervising' Dallas Crane as they 'lay down' the opening credits music to my tv show. It's a cover of the Pretty Things 'Come See Me' and I am so fucking excited. I am planning a great deal of serious nodding, sliding levers on the mixing desk and occasionally rolling around the studio floor in a plastic bag like Yoko Ono.
3. During said Sydney trip I will be living the dork dream and hooking up with la Nadine and maybe even Daniel Boud . I plan to sleep with them both.
4. Now this one is the best ever, and it's the one that gives me the giddiest feelings all over. In about twelve hours my best friend and my penpal and platonic life partner will be meeting each other at an all-girl roller derby in Tuscon, Arizona. Just the thought that the two of them will get drunk with each other makes me all kinds of teenage crazy. I hope they talk about me and how great I am for most of the time and for the rest of the time they can talk about whatever they want.
21 days til the election.
57 days til Gabi comes home.
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we'll surely be discussing all things misfits at the roller derby. i'l gladly reveal how you harass my mamories at any given oppurtunity and he'll surely have a reciprocal tale of your so-called affectionate abuse in return. and so the hours will pass.
missing you mrs.
g xx
I just spoke to Gabi on the phone and being that you're the only Aussie girl I know I thought it was you for half a second, but Gabi doesn't talk nearly as fast as you do. They're holding tickets for us and I asked if she was prepared for a late night of festivity and merriment. I'm oddly nervous. Believe it or not, I've never arranged to drive seven hours into the desert to meet the dear friend of a delightful and foulmouthed Australian pen pal at a Rollerderby before. Wish me luck. I do so wish you were here so we could embarrass and entertain each other, call each other fictional insults ya fucktard! All while geting properly wasted in the interests of international solidarity and lunacy. Hopefully the Derby girls will back us up when the big bar fight starts. You will get a full report when and if I recover from tonight's activities.
as always your krankiboy
p.s. I'm glad you're gonna get some sextatisfaction* in Sydney. Whatever you do don't take many rolls of lude pictures, and video tape your saucey girlie romp antics and send them to me with the proper address. Actually Penny would like to watch that too, so on with the scandalous debauchery.
* release via sensual physical gratification between two or more people -
QUESTION:
So kids the antonym of sextatisfaction would be... what?
A) Sexausted
B) Fuckstrated
C) Cremated
D) Frustigated
E) Rumpybumpitized
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Sounds like 'Before Sunset' gone feral...
Mallrat: I want to laugh at your joke because I think I get it but can you clarify? I recognize the reference but don't know what you're comparing the movie to or what is feral about it. Education and enlighten me. Is it's fits' carnivourous demands for sex?
just to confirm, i'll bring the lipsticks, you get the chips and dips. agreed?
Make sure that the lipsticks are hypoallergenic, you wouldn't want to have an allergic reaction at your Rainbow party and have the poor guy's tool get all swollen up.
I have to say the other day while driving I saw a gorgeous rainbow in the sky and could only think of what dip you guys would be bringing to the party. You're forever tainted rainbows for me.
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exactly which dips are appropriate rainbow party cuisine, i wonder?
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