Rumble in the Jungle.
LOCK UP YOUR JUNIOR CONSERVATIVES - those crazy bitches the Young Liberals are in town for their annual
According to the Age:
'With scuffles, verbal abuse and excessive drinking, the Victorian Young Liberals' annual ball turned into a very big night out.
But as the hangovers clear after the weekend event, allegations linger that members of the Melbourne University Liberal Club and their friends engaged in "thuggery and intimidation", calling other guests "left-wing wankers" and upsetting the guest speaker, party elder statesman Tony Staley.'
SAY IT IS NOT SO.
'Former state MP Inga Peulich last night told how she was forced to "exercise a bit of crowd control" when two warring groups faced off on the banks of the Yarra outside the warehouse where the ball was being held.'
'Step outside, you commie cockscrapes.'
'Make us! (first we will jive)'
'Ms Peulich said she was outside the Docklands warehouse getting some fresh air when a "heated exchange" began.
"Just to ensure that it came to nothing I jumped into the scrum, as I always tend to, (and) prevented some people from making fools of themselves," she said.'
CAN I GET A WITNESS: Ms Peulich 'steps in', yesterday.
'It's not the first time that the premier event on the Young Liberals' social calendar has turned ugly. Last year, at the Lincoln of Toorak, toilets were blocked, ice was thrown and a small fire was started at the ball.'
'PAH TO ICE!'
'Some members of the Melbourne University Liberal Club have been accused of attending Saturday's party heavily intoxicated.
...Some senior Liberals were making light of the episode..."It sounds like a typical Labor Party branch meeting, except no one was dressed in overalls."
HAHAHA! ZING!! THEY CANED US AT THE END THERE BY IMPLYING THAT WE ARE ALL POORLY-DRESSED UNIONISTS!
*dons hessian underwear*
*zips up loafers*
*stages sensible sit-in*
799 days til the next election.
p.s. Yes, I do love him. Want to make something of it?
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*starts singing*
"when you're a lib,
you're a lib all the way..."
You miss him, you poor love. We all do. Just wait till I kidnap him and make him live in my attic, only emerging from his darkened hellhole to entertain party guests like a performing monkey blessed with perfect comic timing ... I'VE SAID TOO MUCH.
Also - "Make us! (first we will jive)'" made me guffaw. That is all.
I've spoken to him on the phone.
He sounds like rainbows/odd.
Also - "Make us! (first we will jive)'" made me guffaw too. That is all too.
Jobe also makes me guffaw.
I was personally delighted with 'cockscrape'. There's probably only ten cockscrapes in Australia. A highly definitive word.
"You put together some young passionate people, a little bit of the liquid amber and attractive ball gowns, and colourful incidents occur."
So it's the young ladies' fault for showing their ankles and getting the lads stirred up? This wouldn't have happened at a lefty bash full of dirty overalls and hairy calves.
I'm sure it's all Bernardo's fault for bringing his sexed up boys to the party in the first place.
LMS = DVD = Famousness!
M rated show, R rated DVD extras;
The Ladys commentary and Spa Parties and Mad Cans and such...
Maybe Andrew Bolt made a Suprize visit. We all know if Miranda Airey-Branson was there she would be beside herself. I mean how does "one be sexy AND still vote right wing? By cutting off ones face I presume.
Where's the mention of the time I started a brawl with a (then) sitting MP? Crunts. No respect for all the comedic things I did for their shithouse party.
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The article neglects to mention Inga attended the ball wearing a sack.
of course Ms Airey Branson was there. where else would she find herself a suitable husband?
If only they knew how to "play it cool".
I'm actually more than happy that these little Lord Faunteroy throwbacks are retaking the Liberal Party at the moment; they're working towards making it unelectable like it was under Alexander Downer.
The more they turn it into a right-wing social club, the more it will disgust and push away the more moderate liberals who actually make it electable.
(Also, if there's a knife-wielding rumble under the freeway there's a good chance they'll reduce their numbers a bit.)
How dare you spread such rubbish about my beloved Young Libs Ms Fits.
Sure there was a bit of argy bargy at our ball but if I want to thump some ex Scotch College boy because he called me a left wing wanker, it isn't any of your business.
Lummers (a chum of mine from Geelong Grammar) was absolutely justified in slapping an ike named Jeffers from the Toorak Branch. I mean Jeffers, was drunk and waved his privates at Susan. She had never seen anything like it. Lummers was just defending her honour.
See there is a place for women in the Young Libs.
And the incident between Johnson (ex Wesley) and Fi (ex MLC) was just blown way out of proportion.
You are just jealous that we were born to rule, and you plebs were born to work for your betters. ie us
Toodle loo,
Montgomery (Melbourne Uni Libs)
PS I love Miranda Airey-Branson.
Brilliant use of the images, Ms Fits. Laughter aplenty.
It's a shame you, Polash and myself never got that comic play off the ground during high school. We would have made a formidable team.*
Or is that me being too presumptuous?
* Once we cut that useless Polash loose. He would have held us back.
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