Sans Andrew McCarthy, obvs.
Okay, so really, this is weird.
I was walking through Rundle Mall yesterday, exhaling deeply in the company of my best friend and noting with no small amount of consternation the amount of buskers in face paint, when I stopped outside a shop window and stared in amazement.
The mannequin inside frighteningly resembled me.
Wtf? She had pigtails, a flower in her hair, long brown boots and a wee, stupid-looking dress. SHE WAS ALSO CLEARLY SOME KIND OF BOOK DORK JUDGING FROM THE LITERARY DETRITUS SURROUNDING HER.
Should I be weirded out? I'm weirded out. I don't usually put pictures up on this blog, but christ. That is fucking weird. Who am I supposed to call during times like this? Has Dotti raped my soul?
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but freaky, yes.
Bust out the marshmallows over the campfire and we'll share more of this frightening tale in a little while.
Not that I'm aware of, Anon. But they are a varied bunch, so there may be further intrigue yet.
*Writes screenplay*
Ta, too, for the Town Bikes link. Very silly and very edgy - will keep a lookout when they're back in Vic.
What's worse is that I had already purchased that same dress.
*hides*
(Sorry Fits.)
And stop being so selfish, how do you think the mannequin felt?
As a resident, I dont know whether you should be happy or scared about that though.
A little from column A, a little from column B.
Although, yes, cue Seinfeld, they probably would have denied the similarity just to freak you out even more.
To be honest, this makes me a little bit scared.
Every good Fitstalker worth his salt knows it's a fake HIBISCUS you wear. On your left.
Or sometimes a lily.
I can tell you the dates if you like. Not the species, though, the colours are so unrealistic on those fake flowers.
....but I can see your point.
kinda...
no not really at all.
This post has increased my paranoia that one day some person who looks exactly like me is going to show up in Men's Fashion. And they'll be really, really angry because they''ll be prematurely bald & will have no genitals.
i think it's kinda sweet that they think you're worth mannequin-izing
nothin new under the sun and that.
But yes dotti has never really presented itself as a literate label and to that end I can see how Fits can feel weirded out a bit.
mind you everyone reads don't they?
oh now I am confused.
QED
On the mannequin. You have plenty.
Also, the hair's wrong.
can't be bothered looking up.
At least we'd have a good story to tell at our wedding, mark.
PS. Sorry Fits, I was too starstruck to say hello this morning.
PPS. Surely that was a very chilly outfit.
Now if this was a one off lighter image, fair enough. I will confiscate the lighter, and ah keep it, for ah, good measure, yes that’s it. But if this was a series of shots that was done for lighters, then I think boys using the torch to read under the covers, won’t be doing that much reading
Looking up, all was fine, but whenever you looked down I felt this creepy jolt in my stomach, like swallowing a strong mint.
Weird!
You sold your soul to the devil and now you're going to harp on and whinge about how you think everbody is copying you?
WTF?
Op shop dressing is NOT exclusive to you love.
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