*sneezes*
I was going to write a post about the many different ways you behave when you're sick, but I have been utterly fucking poleaxed by 'that' flu and would much prefer to sit on the couch sweating and coughing.
Many apologies. If anyone wants to come over to my house in a cute nursey outfit and tend to me, I would be most appreciative.
I very much like having Vicks Vaporub applied to my chest, if that clinches the deal at all.
819 days til the next election.
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Stay put I'll get the next flight down!
did you make the sex with brad pitt, young lady?
he too has come down with a nasty case of the flu. the newspaper says he is "ailing" so it must be bad.
i'll be nursed up and over as soon as i get my uniform back from the schmitz.
x
Oh my god. I had a dream last night that some other blogger was sexing the Schmitz and I was furious.
No, it wasn't you Cansdine... x
Please get better fast, so you can write posts with political undertones to it, so that I can comment on it.
I'd do the nurses outfit thing for you, but last time I did it everybody agreed that it was a sight that would haunt them for the rest of their lives...
of course it wasn't me sexing the schmitz and making you furious in your dream.
cause you know i always invite you along when that happens.
*hopes the schmitz never sees this comment thread*
*awaits angry text*
There is a certain intimacy in licking the Vicks tasting Fever Sweat from underneath a woman's bosom.
EVEN THOUGH IT'S TOTALLY FUCKING GROSS!
*dies*
Sherriff, I'm way completely grossed out now..... feversweat?
Feversweat, yes.
It's an acceptable sacrificial liquid after Virgin's Blood if the subject is you know...a Good Time Gal.
This has nothing to do with anyone round these here parts though.
hope you're feeling better soon ducks xxx
Have you tried Vegemite msfits? I hear it's the new black of the Vicks world.
Keep those norks warm and you'll be right.
What, rubbing Vegemite on my baps? How odd.
Get Well Soon, Punky.
I'm poleaxed by the image of the Sherriff tending to you wearing the "Spongebath Betty" outfit.
*purges*
Baps and Vegemite? Hmm
*goes to Brumby's for a Cheesymite Scroll x 2*
Don't knock the Vegemite until you've tried it!
So were Cheesymite Scrolls were modelled on Josephine's tits too. What about the melted cheese? Mmmm kinky food sex.
Best. Sick post. Ever.
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