So long Mark, we hardly knew ye.
A long, long time ago
I can still remember
how that music used to make me smile
and I knew if I had my chance
that I could make those people dance
and maybe they'd be happy for a while
but February made me shiver
with every paper I delivered
bad news on the door step
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
when I read about his widowed bride
but something touched me deep inside
the day the music... died .
Sigh.
And so on, and so it goes.
994 days til the next election.
GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER.
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Souffle? Tintin? Bogan-voiced-siren?
I've done a roundup, and most bloggers are giving it on a plate to Souffle, which is a little depressing except that I still have my -Beazley for PM- tee shirt from his first shot at the top job.
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I fucking give up. Seriously.
You try one little bit of formatting and Blogger begins plugging your rectum with a 10-inch studded strap on.
* makes mental note to not try formatting
* maybe after a crisp bottle of reisling and some muscle relaxants
* Makes mental note to try a little bit of formatting ASAP.
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*takes long draw from cigarette*
Thanks, Blogger - But you still suck.
Jesus Christ. I'm making jokes using html code. I am a fucking nerd!
*crawls off to die*
And, if Beazley takes over you'll have the extra workload of taking the piss out of him as well as Howard, plus the added challenge of coming up with original jokes. Tough times indeed.
"Jesus Christ. I'm making jokes using html code. I am a fucking nerd!"
You may well be - but fucking hell, I just cracked up laughing at that. To the point of dribbling stupidity, in fact. Who knew 10-inch studded dildos were so popular*?
*Probably knifey, considering his latest post!
This sort of creativity is what makes you so famous baby...and so fucking sexy.
Yes, it's that easy to get into her pants. Stop being so uptight and just get forward already...sheesh...ever heard the flattery will get you everywhere buy Rohypnol will get her home line?
I was thinking of you when I heard of this news.
Sherriff: I'm not sure if this comment is directed at me re Fits, or to Fits re Julia Gillard (Who I hear is a huge Don McLean fan).
- But I loved the Freudian typo of buy Rohypmnol.
- But you really need to be kept away from a computer when you're this wasted.
Joe from Enmore Station bleats:
Mark did give us some wonderful moments, like when he referred to that journo as a "skanky ho".
Now that Mark has got time on his hands, he should go and apologize to all the Skanky Ho's he offended.
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