So there.
This is the view I woke up to this morning:
Suck it, bitches. I am so on holidays.
849 days til the next election.
Suck it, bitches. I am so on holidays.
849 days til the next election.
Ms Fits is an irritatingly smug 32 year-old television writer who yearns to be Bob Ellis but will settle for Bob Hart. At least he gets free meals. Pompous nobjockey.
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Ill-informed rantings and half-baked theories from someone who should know better.
Suck it, bitches. I am so on holidays.
849 days til the next election.
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Suck it yourself. I live here. See you for Origin on wednesday night at mine. Oh and don't forget the two and a half hour special tomorrow night. There will be tears.
*Wipes tear from face at thought of Fitzroy/Brisbane merger*
wow, that looks amazingly like the view i woke up to on sunday morning. same, same but different.
On holidays or in hiding after the LMS disaster...?
did something disastrous happen to LMS? was it struck by lightning? did it get stuck up a tree? did its mummy throw it overboard?
damn, i was really looking forward to watching it tonight.
mmm...roger corser...mmm...
*moves tv into bedroom*
So, "Anonymous", are you in hiding after the 9 years of crypto-fascist government disaster, or the inability to withstand scrutiny due to the utter disaster of yourself as a human being disaster?
Roger Corser is quite divine; nice choice, Ms Fits. Looking forward to tonight.
Nadine, where have you been? I would think it quite obvious that 'the LMS disaster' refers to the recent bombing of the London Mathematical Society's annual meet.
*sniff*
It was horrible. Protractors and T-squares everywhere.
I can understand why Fits would want to get away from it all.
Don't worry, pet. One day you'll only be able to remember the good times.
The disaster was that $even dumped Billy Connolly for a "special encore presentation"
Cunts.
OMG... is that Summer Bay?
i'm both saddened and incredibly impressed right now, jelly.
lmao! Summer Bay! I was thinking more of somewhere near Pacific Drive. And whilst your'e waking up to that, I woke upto fog and Kangaroos jumping down the road.
Ch7 musn't pay you enough Fits, it just looks like Lorne!
*hops in bath*
Paradise Beach?
Isn't it Rodger with a 'd'?
That's all I have, I know it's really witty but I like to watch everyone else with their epees whistling through the air.
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