Reasons You Will Hate Me

18 comments

Some things you don't want see your boyfriend wearing in 2006 (or ever).

'OH THE HUMANITY (of my penis)'

(back view) 'That's right ladies, feast your eyes. ARE YOU READY TO WILT AT MY GARGANTUAN TESTICLES?'

(front view) 'Oh. I appear to look unutterably foolish. Carry on with your day.'

'Ask us where we keep our spare change!'

Why, dear god, why? I'm all for men looking adorably 'hugged' in wee 50's-style shorts, but this is really TOO TOO MUCH.

618 days til the next election.

18 comments.

Comments

02Mar11:12

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Hollywood Tape was never designed to be adhered to the scrotum

02Mar11:45

Scrotumcancerian said...

Woooh, baby, where can I get me some of those??? If briefs are known to contribute to testicular cancer, one can only imagine that these modern day loin-cloths are actively injecting live cancer cells directly into the gonads.

Ouch! Sorry about that image, fellas.

02Mar12:48

Macpunc said...

lol

They look really funny!

There is no way I would ever put my tackle into gear like that, (hehe I said tackle!).

02Mar13:17

thr said...

I'va often marvelled at how awful men look the less they wear.

Why do boxer shorts look so much better than jocks (and why can't I convince my housemate to "free the boys" and buy boxers?"

And why women look orsum in a g, and men mind bogglingly awful?

thomasr

02Mar13:29

Another Outspoken Female said...

And i thought the 'vitamin and essential oil infused' man pants were bad enough (http://otherrants.blogspot.com/2006/02/come-back-fruit-of-loom-all-is.html).

I am all for a little equal opportunity fashion stupidity. Why should women be the only ones to suffer from designer trash?

02Mar15:10

la nadine said...

dare i ask how exactly you came upon (!) these delightful images, miss thing?

02Mar15:29

Joe said...

"TOO TOO MUCH", or "NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH"?

02Mar15:50

Rebekka said...

I saw a pair of these in the trashy mag bit of the Sunday Age, which I was forced to read as my dollar-pot-drinking darling was reading the sports section and I was requiring a diversion.

02Mar16:14

duk said...

Yep, these are the things I was talking about in an earlier post. I am glad you found the pictorial evidence!

The first little number, the yellow strapless-evening gown number, is the one called a 'sling'.

My retinas will never be the same!

Soooooo, the question is, whilst one may or may not root John Howard, how would you feel if your true love presented himself in one of these little numbers???!?!?!?

?

And another thing, did Peter Costello REALLY say yesterday that only people on high incomes should get a tax cut "because of all the years they spent studying at uni, etc"???????????????????

If so, I take back every kind thing I have ever said about him.

02Mar17:30

kranki said...

Um.... No. Just no.

02Mar22:00

brokenleg said...

These budgie smugglers are totally inpracticle. When i go shopping in my sluggos at Torquay Safeway, I need a space for my wallet and a space for my mobile phone.
See my problem with these new dick stickers.

03Mar08:51

fancy said...

Not acceptable.

I would also counter the claim that "women look orsum (sic) in a g" with a simple "no, they do not".

I find the female form terribly exciting when clothed or naked, but a g-string will get my stomach churning and my "tackle" heading south in a hurry.

Both men and women should wear proper clothes or none at all.

CASE CLOSED.

03Mar12:56

ka said...

When sunbaking in my lollie bags, i find the back quite handy (as previously mentioned) for the wallet and phone but yet my arse cheeks don't get the gloden crumpet glow.

These will do nicely, hopefully they will also allow some sunlight to fall across my dark course anal beard and lighten the hairs somewhat.

So much easier than bleaching.

And you think i'm joking.

03Mar15:09

B. S. Fairman said...

If anyone ever see me in one of those, you have my full permission to kill me ON THE SPOT. In fact, if you saw me in one, you would kill me on the spot anyway.

When is someone going to start market cock socks like the Red Hot Chili Peppers of old?

04Mar06:10

Johhny Nemo said...

If they made them in wool and in footy team colours.. I'd wear them!

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