Something to look forward to.
'We talk to 74 year old Raver gErito1...
GhostElf: Thank you so very much for granting me some time to ask you about your secret night life. What attracted you to the Rave scene?
gErito1: Well in my time, the man was always trying to stop us from swing dancing, and I really identify with the youth of today.
GhostElf: Have you ever used so-called 'rave' drugs?
gErito1: Of course! That's what makes the scene worth while. I remember one time, I was high on a special mixture that I came up with myself, and three girls humped my legs. It was really fun for a while, but my hip is actually plastic and eventually I had to ask them to stop.
GhostElf: What is your special mixture?
gErito1: One part X, one part special K, one part Viagra, and one part Fiber-Con.
GhostElf: Thank you for your time.'
578 days til the next election.
Comments
I could never be part of a movement where it's okay, or possibly even cool, to go by the name "Ghost Elf".
But I am pretty convinced this is all a big, hilarious, ironic, post-modern cynical joke. Please tell me it is. Please...
Oh my god!
Your Hilarious!
I hope this guy is for real...
*gasp*
possibly choking on own spittle from gasping so hard
imagine. imagine if he was your father...
On second thoughts/looks do you think that:
(a) This could possibly be John Howard? The photo bears remarkable resemblance
(b) This thing is capable of fathering a child
P.s. not a Friday question...
Dearest doubters,
Please attend The Market on any Saturday night of the year where you will find "Grandpa Acid" on the podium for most of the evening in various neon raver gear pilling off his head.
He has been doing it every week for the past 20 years and most people conservatively estimate he is now around 70yo
He looks and acts suspiciously like Hunter S Thompson.
"I could never be part of a movement where it's okay, or possibly even cool, to go by the name "Ghost Elf"."
no offence scientician, but i think the fact that you're part of the blogosphere inidcates that you certainly could be part of a movement where people think it's okay, and possibly even cool, to go by ridiculous nicknames...
you and the rest of us.
I have no problem with nicknames, no problem at all, indeed mine is a lame reference to an episode of the Simpsons from a segment narrated by Troy McLure, who you may remember from such self help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid".
However, I stand by my statement, because I dislike the paranormal except in schlocky movies, and believe grown adults should not be preoccupied with fantastic beings whose domain is fairy tales, epic novels and occasional blockbuster New Zealand films.
I find the idea of associating with anyone who would think this particular name quite off putting, despite the fact that they may swear blind they have seen spiritual apparitions and little people.
Hell, I judge people more by a name they choose for themselves than any name thrust upon them by loving parents.
Yeah Grandpa Acid is there every saturday night at the market, and NO, he is not 70. AND he dances better than your average 18-22 year old...infact he leaves them for DEAD. This guy is a sensation, and total icon of the Melbourne Gay scene. His real name is Richard, by the way. Dickheads who dont know his name have given him this name. He is the hottest property, and a totally famous face that everyone knows. GO RICHARD!!!
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