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TUE19OCT

Stalker Post Number Two.


This is Jess from ausculture .


I didn't include her in the crushes post yesterday because I didn't know she had a photo online. But I definitely want to stick my fingers in her wet pink bits. And that is an incredibly clever and dork-like reference to her big sexy brain, which most everyone will find delightful and sharp. You can email me congratulations if you like.

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19Oct12:38
Jess said...

You're adorable, bless you!

I would totally go all militant lesbian* over you, so you know, the feeling is mutual in a non creepy way.

Of course, I've since been told that the above photo makes me look like WILLY FUCKING NELSON so I dunno. Is he sexy and stalkable? He's probably about as feminine as I am after a few beers**...


*Which would normally lead me to retell that tops-in-a-terrible-way joke that ends "... Militia Etheridge" but the woman has cancer, have you people no soul?!

**Which is not to say I grow a beard or anything after a Toohey's New or seven, just that I tend to get really crude. Really. Crude.

19Oct12:48
kranki said...

I can barely see the picture of Jess. It's very dark.

Must you always delve into the lesbian imagery? I say yes. Yes, you should. I don't waste time if a blog doesn't have a girl-on-girl flavor eminating from it.

I need to send you a less stuffy photo of me. Maybe if you ever send me what you planned to send me grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I could send you some cool-ass-- (sorry arse) stuff.

love

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