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Strap your pants in for takeoff...


Get ready to get excited...





YES! YES! YES!
Polichicks has a new summer range out which you will be so hot for you may self-combust. Go see and we can wear matching swimwear together on the beach to pick up surfer boys.




See you dorks tonight at BBCC Clubhouse for drinks, affectionate arm-rubbing and much warm wishes. There has been no greater reward than finding so many new friends. Bless you all and your funny smarts.




1028 days til the next election.

17 comments.

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16Dec09:15
Clem said...

I am so LOVING the pink gingham. I want to be your Page 3 promotional model.

16Dec10:05
Buck Fudd said...

Great lookin' gear, but...ummm...is this a misprint or are you really charging this much for the love heart "sorry" trucker's caps?

"$49.00 plus $5.00 p/h"

16Dec10:08
Buck Fudd said...

See you tonight for the skinny on Sydney. Hope it went OK.

16Dec10:29
la nadine said...

that. bikini. rules.

nice work poligirls.

16Dec10:30
ms fits said...

oops, no. That's a misprint. I'll talk to our tech genius.

16Dec10:45
Buck Fudd said...

I had another look and it's actually the price of the previous item, but it's directly on top of the heading for the trucker caps. I sent a message to the polichicks email address as well.

I thought for a minute you latte lefty Fitzroy bores were pricing the proles out of the market for ace lefty gear.

16Dec11:53
Sherriff said...

Gingham chickens...love 'em.

16Dec12:11
sugar and spice said...

ginghams. chicken's. love 'em. rears it's head again.

i'm gettin' me a hat.

16Dec13:31
bogan-A said...

Are you able to extend invites to random dorks, and if so where is it and what time??

16Dec14:08
tms said...

I'm pretty sure I remember some half-anecdote about Ms Monroe. She claimed the only way one can demand attention and power in a theatre foyer full of tuxedos and cocktail dresses is 'gingham and denim'. Fine by me. Bobby socks and ponytails anyone?

16Dec14:32
la nadine said...

does that mean we're going to see you in an ode to gidgetsometime soon schmitz?

16Dec18:41
kranki said...

Clem, if I start a krankiwear clothing collection will you model the krankiboxers and krankle bracelets?

16Dec20:10
Anonymous said...

Ms Fits, if you don't already know, here's a reason why YOU might want to strap your pants in for takeoff.

http://www.penguin.com.au/authors/author-author-profile.cfm?AuthorId=0000000569

Look under the 'Available Titles' heading.

Tony P.

17Dec07:21
red betty b said...

so back to that international postage thing...
go ooooooooooon... you'd get round the world advertising! soon polichicks could be totally global..

17Dec07:22
red betty b said...

also, what's this about chickens?!

17Dec11:40
Anonymous said...

I like it.

But if only we all got together and actually changed shit instead of making gingham undies and calling ourselves activists.

I'm sorry if that's harsh but I Saw motorcycle diaries, was inspired and revolted by my own leftward leanings and extreme laziness.

17Dec18:47
kranki said...

Is that you again, Minty Dick?

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