Stripathon.
So tonight - all things going according to plan - I will be standing buck naked in the triple r studios surrounded by a bunch of people applauding and taking sneaky wank bank photos.
Why? Because it's radiothon. And my radio show is doing our annual Stripathon. This involves us taking an article of clothing off for every subscriber whilst ex-rooters drop by and make suggestive comments. This year we'll be joined by the hotness of Dan Kelly, John Safran, the Bird Blobs, Lucky Magazine, Clem Bastow, Mary Mihelakos, Treetops, the Sailors, Dallas Crane, Man's Ruin Burlesque, the Phillips Sisters and many many more. Hopefully they will get naked so I can make a 'deposit' of my own.
*frigs wildly*
It's all god's truth you know. I have the five year-old photographs to prove it. And you can read about last year's effort here. Go on.
778 days til the next election.
Comments
Hey, is that Skeet Ulrich I spy?
and perhaps jeff goldblum?
And little Sally from 'The Henderson Kids II'?
INTERESTING AND IN NO WAY FALSE FACT! Jeff Goldblum's willy is 13cm long. This was proven beyond a doubt after a nude shot of him was taken (with an errection*) on a beach and the length of his bits were compared to his height (which is known). Thank you, bulgereport.com!
*Jeff Goldblum's errection, OR THE PHOTOGRAPHERS I ASK YOU! HAW HAW HAW HA - I'll go now.
I typoed erection. Twice.
ARGH!
I am ashamed and disturbed. My family, the great McErection tribe of Northern Ireland, will spit on me for so dishonouring the family name.
Don't be so hard on yourself Jess. Might I suggest a stiff drink?
Thanks babe. You're right, I was far too hard on myself.
FUCK.
I totally recycled your pun.
My brain is NOT working today.
What a balls up.
Peni for your thoughts Jess...
Bonehead.
cum now booky, it wasn't that bad...
Sherriff, I appreciate you offering me an ear. You really are a good frenum mine.
Would the Member for BookBook please refrain from insulting the Member for Hell?
You may tell John Safran I saw him on the tram this morning. Thrillage.
Would the head speaker (aka the speaker of the blouse) please alter her diction?
It is causing great discomfort to my cochlear implant.
Miss Holly C, wont you pee pee on me, I aint evah seen an ass like that....
IT Business Blogs: Happy new year
The summer is always a break point for us from the old to the New Year at Microsoft.
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You have a knack for
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Thanks kindly.
One Crazy Blog Addict...!
Dave
"IT Business Blogs: Happy new year
The summer is always a break point for us from the old to the New Year at Microsoft."
Wow. There've been some freaky ass comments on RYWHM, but I think that's taken the cake.
I LOVE that Blogspot sites have been overcome today by well-wishers and peddlers of various wares.
Thanks kindly.
One Crazy Spam Addict...!
Jess
Now, that statement sounds a little half-baked to me, Clemmy x
I completely resent that the first spam blogger only shared its "Happy New Year" big ups with the "IT Business Blogs"
What about all the keyword ranking bloggers out there, you bastard!
Really gets up my goat, I mean its almost as if it was a completely random spam generator that hadn't even read the ... oh
Your site is very good!
Congratulations!
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hoorah....congratulations!
Where's my spam?
*bangs cutlery on table*
Bugger. And I'm in Brisbane, too.
Sometimes I wish I had my own radio show... and breasts.
You are cruel Ms Fits,
The least you could do was blog a high resolution photo of the stripathon. we could then crop out everything but you fabulous rack without losing any image quality.
Ah maybe next time?
i was going to say something about the breasts too. but don't want to be third in a row.
oh alright then. and i thought the reason i hated you, ms fits, was because you are funny and bright. and now there's a third reason.
fab breasts
[mg can't believe she is trying to flirt with ms fits]
[mg can't believe she is using 3rd person to talk about herself]
someone else please talk about jeff goldblum's cock...
it's a bantam
it's a COCK a DOODLE do
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