Swear words that don't get used enough.
Cunt-rag.
Gobby Trout*.
Arse-whore.
Bumlord.
Shitflipper.
Vag-Scrape.
Fucktard.
Ballbag.
Suck-back**.
Cock-knocker.
Or, to put them in context:
Cunt-rag. 
Gobby Trout. 
Arse-whore. 
Bumlord. 
Shitflipper. 
Vag-scrape. 
Fucktard. 
Ballbag. 
Suck-back*. 
Cock-knocker.
*With thanks to my evil overlord, Daniel Kitson .
**So as to imply one should have been 'sucked back' at birth. Of course.
Because then, you know, in Crosby's case, he wouldn't have tried to take credit for all the good songs Gene Clark wrote for the Byrds and nor would he have been a vicious little cunt who terrorised Clark out of the band.
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Suckback will be huge here in the states. Copyright that one now!
May I humbly add some underused words from my country?
Scrotgagger
Dicklet
Betweenus*
Nutpuss***
Bitchstain
Cumdumpster
Hermaphradyke
Pedafellater**
*The useless area between the ass and the penis.
**One who derives pleasure from sucking baby genitalia.
*** Not puss as short for pussy, but rather puss as in infection: Pronounced Puhhs.
Please use these magic words to defend goodness, not to serve evil.
My mother is soo proud.
Kranki, you dicklet. Now people who google the words 'sucking baby genitalia' will end up at my blog.
I am yet to determine whether this is a good or a bad thing.
No, I think andrew bolt is a vag scrape rather than a cock knocker. but then i'm not sure what exactly is a cock knocker. they didn't cover that in my free 530 hours of english language tuition courtesy of the dept of immigration.
seems some terminology has changed since i last investigated... you refer to arse reaming. i thought it was rimming. or are they two different things? maybe it-s a generation x/y thing - a defining boundary.
salman rushdie's Fury offers some great insights into subcontinental swearing. he has a minor character, a taxi driver, who negotiates manhattan traffic by yelling stuff like "islam will cleanse the streets of you jew drivers, you homosexual rapist of your grandmother's pet goat."
i started noticing (i went on a big india trip after i had a fling with an indian earlier this year) that indians tend to use the term "sister fucker" rather than "mo fo" as an insult. i asked my flingee, and he confirmed that.
he said an anglo guy on their cricket team asked him to teach him some choice swear words. "teach me how to say 'you are a sisterfucker' ". so he taught him how to say "I am a sister fucker".
and so this guy goes round to the whole team proudly saying "i am a sister fucker", thinking he-s insulting them and is only escaping being bashed up because he has a cheeky grin. and so the rest of the team kind of laugh, shrug their shoulders - whatever, yaaar? europeans - anything's possible.
Reaming: Summary
Reaming is a process which slightly enlarges a pre-existing hole to a tightly toleranced diameter.
Rimming is the popular term for analingus; it is when you lick or kiss your lover's anal opening for erotic stimulation.
So I guess we're both right. Whether stretched or licked, that arsehole is getting workout.
i take it that was a macquarie dictionary definition.
The Jelly Donut
Give some skank a facial and follow it up with a swift pimp crack in the nose. The resulting blood and jizz that covers her face bears a resemblance to a jelly donut.
The Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.
Donkey Punch
Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass, and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.
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