T minus 41 days.
Oh my god. And counting.
The little ball of hate with eyebrows has called an election. When I found out I had no pants on. I don't know if this is significant or not. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Keep checking in for new Polichicks stuff, and also we'll be having a party on the night. Which could, of course, potentially end up being a mass suicide instead... but let's stay positive for now.
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i had no pants on when i read your blog entry. coincidence? i think not.
down with johnny!!!
Thankfully I did have pants on when I heard the news (I was at work!), and couldn't help but think what must be running through little johnny's mind!
I suppose I better go and enroll so my vote can be heard!
Would you briefly explain to the Americans what the hell you're talking about? Thanks.
Anonymous, everything that ms fits, la nadine and Coppertone are talking about in the above post entitled "T minus 41 days" is a euphemism for hot, naked, 'thrusty' sex. They're using confusing double-entendres, but they're all just trying to say that "Little Johnny", the "little ball of hate with eyebrows" (aka the angry little one-eyed warrior) has "called an election" (aka is pulsing with sexual heat and demanding someone "take him to the polls").
Hence the repeated use of the phrase "oh my god", as ms fits pants in desire and anticipation of her impending "vote count", or "release".
The only thing they've said that doesn't need to be interpretted is the reference to people not wearing any pants. That's kind of advisable when you're on the job.
Clearly, the above euphemisms have the following meanings:
"I better go and enroll so my vote can be heard!" - I'm horny as hell so I'd better get out there and find me a piece of meat!
"I was at work" - I was busy rutting up against someone or something, and what you said in you blog made me momentarily lose my rhythm.
"Down with Johnny!" - Do I really need to spell this one out for you?
"(I) couldn't help but think what must be running through little johnny's mind!" - As with most men, once "little johnny" is revved up and ready to go, very little (if any) rational thought actually passes through his mind.
Please don't ask ms fits about the double-meaning to the word "caucus". It's just too dirty.
Can we come to the party?
Of course you can come, Nu-Ju. I'll post details on here closer to the event. Just let me know if you're going to bring your M3R posse so I can pretend to act shocked at reckless teenage behaviour.
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