Take me on.
Today I am going to have a TEEN FAN GIRL moment and plaster the walls of RYWHM with posters of my pre-pubescent common-law husband Morten Harket from A-ha and we can all lie on our bellies together making tee-hee noises and dreaming about the day he strides into our life with his cut-glass cheekbones and makes an honest woman of us...
WOULD YOU CHECK THAT LAST PICTURE THE FUCK OUT HE IS WEARING ADORABLE UNDERWEAR AND IF YOU SQUINT YOU CAN ALMOST CATCH A GLIMPSE OF HIS NORWEGIAN BUSINESS AND OH I KNOW HE IS JUST WAY TOO PRETTY TO TAKE SERIOUSLY BUT ONE TINY SHARD OF HIS SWOONY FALSETTO AND MY VAGINA EXPLODES.
520 days til the next election.
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Lena from 'Aqua' is a very lucky girl.
YOU. ARE. HAVING. ME. ON.
Plus, he was some kind of guest artist on 'Once Upon A Time...', a tribute to Hans Christian Anderson, possibly proving that even Scandinavian people do not know the difference betwen Norway and Denmark.
Delighted to report he looks as hot as ever despite advancing years...
I looked at the last picture and, alas, it did nothing for my vagina.
Oh, wait.
I think we're all relieved to hear that, gav.
Just keeping you in the loop.
I would never have you on.
I believe they are married.
*commits self-harm*
Morten Harket lives down the road from my friend in Kongsberg, Norway - his mother used to babysit my friend + siblings when they were kids.
Hands off!
He's all mine.
Or at least I thought so back in the day.
*cradles original pressing of album*
I will fight you to the DEATH, elaine.
p.s. I was rather hoping Morten himself would be the babysitter, nicole. Dare to dream.
Wikipedia (as ever) clarifies things.
Morten has three children with ex-wife Camilla Malmquist Harket (married 11 February 1989 - 1998); Jacob Oscar Martinus Malmquist Harket (b. May 14, 1989), Jonathan Henning Adler Malmquist Harket (b. December 30, 1990) and Anne Katharina Tomine Malmquist Harket (b. April 14, 1993, uses Tomine as her first name). Morten's ex-girlfriend Anne Mette Undlien gave birth to their first child, a daughter, named Henny in 2003. Morten is currently dating his Personal Assistant, Inez Andersson (2005-).
So he gets around, but not with Lene from what I can tell.
Also -
Morten is believed to hold the record for the longest single note in a song, having held a note for 20.2 seconds in a-ha's 2000 song Summer Moved On. This overtook the previous record of 18 seconds held by Bill Withers on the song Lovely Day. The longest note held by a woman is 16 seconds by Donna Summer in her 1979 single Dim all the lights.
Withers\Summers fans can suck it.
As you were.
There new stuff is surprisingly alright as well. I remember ripping their pictures out of Smash HIts to adorn my pre teen bedroom walls.
Isn't picture No. 3 Jamie from BB ?
No ?
OK..
Ha ! the word verification is SXHEEE.
I never realised his true spunk-factor until now..... shame the music was shite.
Thank God it wasn't
David Cassidy (just scroll down a little).
Dave, I just adore that you are man enough to admit that.
But I have seen with my own two eyes pictures of Morty and Lena.
I had Wham! as well Leelee, maybe I should just shut up now.
Found!!
A picture of Morty and Lene.
However, I read that they were 'just good friends' and his close friendship with her had NOTHING AT ALL to do with the breakdown of his marriage.
I also read that Lene's solo album sold only three copies in her home town. Ouch.
Dear Wikipedia
In the song 'Black Wind, Fire and Steel', Manowar singer Eric Adams holds the word 'Steel' for 30 fucking seconds. This is not bullshit, as I just timed it (again) right now. So why don't you get your facts straight before promoting some Norway Pretty Boy as better than the Loudest Band on Earth.
Kind Regards,
IOYC Just Came Back To Show You I Could (not let some completely false shit) Fly (about Manowar)
He looks like the Hoff in the first picture. And like Patrick Swayze in the rest.
Not understanding the fuss, myself. But then, i had a crush on Taylor Hanson until i found out he was male.
ioyc, you cheeky pickle you, came back to show you i could fly is one of my fave books evs.
she named her dresses. SHE NAMED HER DRESSES!
that's all i got.
x
Surely Gerry Humphries holds a note longer than 20.2 seconds on Sad Dark Eyes? I'll time it and get back to you.
Seriously go check out their music that we've not been allowed to hear here in Australia. Morten Harket is an incredible singer. I recently got a copy of their dvd Live at Valhall and wow. He's still gorgeous, too - check out the gallery on www.morten-harket.com for recent pics and of course their official site www.a-ha.com - if I had to tell you one a-ha song to go listen tjust one but I do love Time and Again and Oranges on Appletrees.. ;)
Erm, what's wrong with the other side of his face? Is he severely disfigured or something?
Re Gerry Humphries because I know everyone cares: At the end of Sad Dark Eyes he holds the note for 18.30 seconds as it fades down and then cuts off before he's done. So he undoubtedly beats A-ha what's-his-name in the note-holding stakes and is therefore clearly much sexier.
I believe the note Morten holds for 20.6 seconds is a record for a song that has become a hit single on the Uk charts. Not just any recorded song. I actually read somewhere that he has held that note in one version of Summer Moved On for twice that long during a concert in Germany in 2000?
geefish
All I can say to the last picture is WOWSA!
I had a crush on Morten when I was 8 years old and 20 years later I still find him to be one of the most gorgeous men alive. :)
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