That's the name of the game.
'I do think we have to do something to make people feel they have earned the privilege of citizenship'
COME ON, WE ALL KNOW WHAT HE'S REALLY GETTING AT:
Bags me versus Sudanese immigrants in the egg-and-spoon. I fucking own that Ricky May shit.
418 days til the next election.
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Ok ok now how ironic was it that he made a speech to a room full of guys who mostly couldn't speak English !!
What a dumb arse.
Too funny really.
I think we 'Australians' need to protest this 'Australian values' debarcle by arranging some kind of Lady Sovereign-style rebellion:
No, I don't own a corgi
I had a hampster
It died cos I ignored it
Go on then, go on report me
I'm English, try and deport me
first man-commenter to say they win the three-legged race wins a free lunch with the federal cabinet.
I'm not opposed to It's a knockout Making a return.
It's probably a fairer entry test than the one DIMIA currently presides over.
Kim Beazley would probably want to extend it to tourists as well... because that'a a good idea.
And why not refugees as well...
Any chance of Icehouse on Wednesday night at Cherry? Could be a deal sealer.
perhaps a game of two-up for the preliminary rounds?
of course all competitors must be full of snags and fosters in order to play.
bags me as spinner.
I'm still a fan of conkers, you know. But then I can be quite an old-fashioned girl.
As Creationism now has the smokescreen that is Intelligent Design, closet Hansonites/Assimilationists in government now have citizenship tests on Australian "values" apparently for the benefit of migrants. Multi-culturalism used to be something we prided ourselves on. I wait for the PM to say "No child will be without a jar of vegemite by 2010". He should just say what the rednecks pulling the strings are thinking...."Speak English or die!"
We live in a very disturbing universe...
LET'S QUIZ:
1. Do you love (a) Allah, or (b) Jesus?
2. If (a), how much? I've heard the Qu'aran is really fucked up, not like the Bible, which is super sweet (in parts).
3. Can you become a safe stereotype? How many years are we going to have to wait for this shit!! Remember when Asians were the problem ie 'the Good Ole Days'!?!
4. Are you black, LOL! We don't know fucking shit about Africa!!
5. What do you think about sport? I think it just plain unites us all, like a safe War.
6. What do you think about mates? Like, the type of mates that would bash a Leb if he really, secretly deserved it (ie taught a lesson). Not like Leb mates, who would bash Anglos just to be fucked.
[Is a Boss a Mate? I spose, unless Shareholders say - fire that Worker! Too bad, you lose to a Concept]
7. Do you think everyone should be given a fair go as long as they don't break out of a very narrow range of culturally acceptable lifestyles and activities. Some shit about Simpson and his Donkey. Man, that dude was so rad, imagine if there was a War now with Real Heroes (eg Irwin, SHIT -> Crying). I spose there was that dude in Iraq mysteriously shot himself or summat, 'cos I can fly higher, than an Eagle etc'.
8. Are you an Intellectual? We only like that shit for Saving Lives / Rooollin in sweet cash. Otherwise it is SO FUCKING ELITIST TO BE SMARTER THAN A FUCKHEAD.
9. Violence is okay sometimes isn't it. If you need to 'protect someone from themselves' incl nation. Same with Jail, even Jailing a Child, even on an Island, and paying the Island. Out of sight out of mind. Like a Heart!
10. Would you be pissed off if we all secretly just wanted Australia to be full of white people who love sport and beer and never have any problems except Tragic Disease / Car Crash? CAN'T YOU JUST STAY IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY, OH PLEASE GOD PLEASE THIS IS SO COMPLICATED, WE LACK VISION SO MUCH but still pretty chilled.
Kind Regards,
IOYC probably should have stopped at one coffee and gone outside
There's a reason why I don't watch the news anymore. I wish the Sports Truth was more widely available so I could just look at tits instead of the Herald Sun.
This post and IOYC making everything alright again...murderous intentions towards that guy with plastic moulded white hair thing going on 'If you don't like democracy you can leave' fucker that have been stifled yet bubbling to surface all weekend easing...easing...
That's it, sublime...deep breaths...deeeep breaths...
p.s. It's so nice to have IOYC home, isn't it?
Oh My God yes. I'm not ashamed to say: I was actually having a really shit day until that comment. I even printed it out to stick above my desk, to help me stay sane/happy/'normal'/awake.
Has anyone actually ever printed out a comment before do you think?
I used to print out some of the cuntier ones in order to keep myself 'real'. But then again, I am quite street.
They made a board game out of 'Its A Knockout'. Sadly there was no cassette with Fiona McDonald's charming bray to accompany childlike commentary.
Which is just as well, because the game itself was a collection of stupid plastic counters and dice, with nary a greased pole nor pontoon in sight*.
Wow. I'd forgotten how pissed off with Santa I was that year.
* I thought that "greased pole" was going to be the filthiest thing in that sentence until I saw the word "pontoon" written down.
Yeah, the Japanese had so much fun on Takeshi's Castle we should import it as our immigration test. Hai!
I worry about whose fooking "values" are they going to use? Whose standard of English? Current affairs asking migrants dumb ass questions like what colour hair does someone have if their nickname is Bluey? How the fook does that matter in ANY scheme of things. Educate, dont discriminate. And frankly if they dont want to learn what bluey means.. I dont blame them.
PS Black wind, fire and steel - thanks I needed the laugh.
Tis a shame the original inhabitants of this land didn't have similar "tests" before they allowed entry.
Can you picture it.
"oi whitefella, if ya can chuck that boomerang and catch that there roo, you can stay. Otherwise get back in ya boat and fuck off".
I like it Steph. Maybe you test Cookie babe on his Darug* or Dharawai* ,if you feel like giving him a 'fair go', and then tell him to piss off.....
*
http://www.livingharbour.net/aboriginal/introduction.htm
Stick it to the man!
Touche IOYC!
BB07 Friday Night Games - Housemates v Potential Citizens.
Discuss..
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English." (Homer Simpson)
So this is how they run the country now. D'oh!
We can divide them up into teams:
1. Potential Battlers
2. Potential Aspirational Voters
3. Potential Australian families
4. Potential Breeders (one for Mum, One for Dad and one for the Treasurer)
They might as well go the whole hog and have a complusory ham sandwich.
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