The best kind of boy...
...is a Kranki one.
I know I often go on about what a genius Krankiboy is, but I just spent ten minutes reading this post and I laughed so hard wee came out.
As soon as I can convince him to get over here and let me be his second Mormon wife, he is toast. I want to fawn over him and curl up at his feet sucking the raggedy cuffs of his pyjama bottoms.
I don't wish to wreck it for you, but here's a taste of one of the people who voted for George W Bush and is NOT FUCKING SORRY, GODDAMNIT!
Feel the hotness radiating from her Republicanism. Now you may gently stroke yourself until you reach a shuddering climax.
Also, in non-Kranki-related news: Last night I went to see Gillian Welch and David Rawlings at the Forum. It was beyond sublime. The music felt like when you haul yourself out of a swimming pool and lie down on hot concrete with the warmth of the asphalt seeping through every limb.
1057 days til the next election.
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kranki's post affected me so much that i knocked out my front teeth, cut my hair into a mullet and changed my name to billy-bob. then i made a make-shift polling booth in my cellar and spent all of yesterday pretending to vote for george w.
good times.
Trying to load Kranki's page always crashes my computer. and that makes me sad.
No no, we figured out how to fix that! You must download Netscape and then you can read Kranki to your heart's content. It's so worth it.
Omigod, that hair is so chunky! Obviously loves Dubya because he evokes the good ol' "Dallas" days which she can't stop watching on whatever rerun channel she's addicted to.
It must be like living in a fucking cartoon for him, the poor bastard.
Gillian Welch? *jealous*
I had to settle for some bratty boys on the radio elucidating on lap lapping.
Wasn't too bad I guess...
I really enjoyed this. The guns are so brilliant... and the one about never forgetting 9/11... genius.
But where'e the sodding link? I want more of this stuff.
Yo!
The Pro-Bush Link is now down. Hmmm. I like to think that they saw how pathetic their supporters were and took it down in embarrassment.
Go Kranki, it's ya birfday. We gonna party, like, it's ya birfday.
FROM B3TA.COM
: ELECTION BOLLOCKS CORNER
The world responds to another 4 years of Bush
Unless you've been under a rock you'll know
that Maggie has been voted back in, and Kinnock
has been kicked to the floor. Links have been
flooding in to B3ta Towers and here's three of
our favourites.
>> Pro-Kerry <<
Pasty-faced losers have been sticking up their
bitch-mugs on the web to apologise to the world,
and guarantee they won't be beaten to death on
their "let's do Europe" trips before getting
jobs as attorneys to Microsoft.
http://www.sorryeverybody.com/gallery/123/
>> Pro-Bush <<
Gun-totting, abortion-happy Christians have
responded with HTML spite, as illustrated here.
http://www.werenotsorry.com/
>> Oh shut up-ers <<
All of this whilst the rest of the world
thinks, "Sod it. We're stuck with it. Stop
whinging you cunts." (Warning, NSFW)
http://www.shut-up-and-live-with-it.tk/
Yeah, I tried to look them up again to see how many more toothless people with guns there were, but they seem to have packed up shop. I think some intelligent person must have realized no good would come of such a republican retard parade.
Fits:
My raggity pajama cuffs have exoressed excitment at the prospect of such intimate attention. Just imagining the word "Mormon" coming out of your mouth gets me all hot and bothered.
"Exoressed"? I'm just going to pretend that it's an American slang word with meaning similar to expressed.
Much love to you and your solicitor.
I just discovered a new favourite blog. Thank you so much! you may however need to fight me for access to his pyjama bottoms!
Ms Fits: Netscape? Bah!
Everybody should be using Mozilla Firefox. It's free and it works just like everything else you're used to, except better, smarter, faster, stronger.
http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/
That is all.
Because Microsoft made Internet Explorer with ground up babies. So Firefox is righteous.
That's why, isn't it Kynan.
oh ho, that is brilliant - I'll see these morons in my nightmares tonight for sure.
I think my favorite is the lady who didn't post a message, just let her 'come hither' eyes do the talking. VOM-IT.
gee-nee-us
absolutely brilliant. krankiboy leaps up the blog charts (number 3, with a bullet)
Leif
as predicted that pic killed off tonight's mid-week men's enterainment. Thanks for that.
Leif
Fits is Queen at #1 but who is #2?
Not that I'm unhappy with my bronze. It's an honor just to be nominated. I think you shold drop me back to fourth because I just now got your "with a bullet" pun.
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Your choice 'Not Sorry' pic is a standard from "Glamour Shots", a franchise in every shopping mall in middle America. They have 18 different costumes to choose from.
Dig it, fashion plates. The sweat of 400 other cows with equal delusions of attractiveness is on that denim wrap Ms Biggetwatt Trollesque is lounging in. She probably gave those photos as pressies to all her mates at the box factory and the bowling alley.
Not sorry, my white North American ass. We're the sorriest bastards in modern times.
I'm still waiting on transparent recounts.
-weez
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