The coolest word of the campaign so far.
No, it's not interest rates . That's two words, you dumb fuck. It's 'reject'. I love this as a conversational tool. Mike Scrafton says that JWH might've , y'know, maybe not told the whole honest-to-goodness truth about the towel-heads gayly flinging their offspring overboard like so much confetti. What does John say? He rejects this. I love it so much. Best tactic evs. How can something be true when you reject it? It's on a par with ' You are' as a form of conversational evasion.
JWH also rejects that Indigenous kids were taken from their folks and that he might be scared of gay people touching his bottom. You should try saying it. It rules. I reject Jet's MTV music video award.
I reject how that grubby little fucker isn't wearing a shirt. Why would he dress like that? I am rejecting him so much that I'm getting a stomach ache. Oh my god. I'd reject Andrew Bolt , but I don't want to give him the fat-head pencil-dick satisfaction of paying him attention. I reject past and future hangovers, and I couldn't more reject Angela Bishop.
You need to try this. It feels better. I swear.
39 days to go.
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That pissweak excuse for a band is easily the most ugly bunch of retards I've ever seen. Too many hooked noses in one place. Even letting them out looking so dirty is a crime. Excuse me while I eat some glass to forget I saw that pasty body.
Has "freshly raised corpse chic" come back into vogue already.
Jet suck. Australian music in general has sucked salt cured goat rectum for most of this short lived decade.
I miss the Underground Lovers. A lot.
So does this work like John West rejecting tuna? If so, why is he rejecting the best? I mean, whats better than the best?
I reject the Democrats being twats about leadership. Please get over your egos and on control yourselves!
I reject the fact that Laura Leighton isn't a bigger star than she is - ok so she did Melrose Place, but should she be punished for that?
I reject Lindsay Lohan - nuff said.
I reject the Herald Sun for being a bunch of manipulative lying fucktards who unfortunately have far too much influence in this state over morons who can barely read but still have the vote.
I REJECT THEM! I REJECT THEM! I REJECT THEM! (Thrice.)
Also, I reject idiots who drive 5kms below the speed limit in lanes other than the left-hand one. Gits.
And I can't wait to reject the Libs at the polling booth.
You're right, this is fun.
I reject the creepy bald guy on the bus this morning who thought i wouldn't notice his hand resting unacceptably against my thigh.
I reject every vapid fuckwit with the audacity to employ "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" as a means of unsolicited grief counselling.
I reject the past 2 terms of australian federal politics and think if enough people join me, we can collectively pretend they never happened.
*Coppertone, i'd like to praise you for your sublime taste in fiery redhead ex-soap stars.
I reject the rejects who leave stupid and abusive comments on ms fits' blog site! (Apart from myself, of course, because I rock.) Particularly those amongst the (currently) 32 comments left on the post previous to this one. Angry and sarcastic comments have no room on this site! Unless it's ms fits replying to yours and telling you to kindly sod off.
(I would also like to apologise to la nadine for creeping her out by resting my hand on her thigh on the bus this morning. She's quite the looker, you see. It can't have been too bad, though. I mean, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger...)
Jet look worse than Oasis did in the 90s, and I rejected Oasis the moment those whiney Gallagher brothers sung their first tune.
Oh! I also rejected my beard this morning!
I reject Bevis' apology.
I wholeheartedly agree with the rejection of Andrew Bolt and would also like to reject Richard Wilkins as much as it is humanly possible to reject another human being. Thank you. I definitely feel better now.
Carrie
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