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THU14FEB

The height of manners.







*ring ring*








Lady: Chris Pearce's office.





Me: Hello. I was wondering if I could leave a message for Mr. Pearce?





Lady: Of course. What would you like to say?





Me: Can you tell him that I found his behaviour in Parliament yesterday utterly appalling?





Lady: .......




Me: Sitting and reading a magazine through what was an entirely historical moment is some of the most small-minded, self-serving, and repugnant behaviour I have ever witnessed. He should be ashamed of himself.




Lady: Mr. Pearce supported the motion....





Me: And yet was apparently unable to put his own agenda aside for half an hour to show some common decency by simply listening. Or pretending to listen. Unbelievable.




Lady: (through lips of string) Thank you, I'll pass your comments on.






Me: See that you do.







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73 comments.

Comments

14Feb10:51
deh said...
"honourable" Chris Pearce?

pffft.
14Feb11:06
Anonymous said...
This (and several accounts of meanness, ignorance and bad behaviour yesterday) just confirms my theory of evolution. There are those among us who, although they look and sound like humans, lack the psychological maturity to grasp the significance of events such as what happened in parliament yesterday. They cannot see beyond their own limited views and unfortunately, I don't believe there is any hope for them.
14Feb11:15
sublime-ation said...
God I love you when you get on your Ms.Manners trip.

Go Fitsy.
14Feb11:41
kat said...
i'm ashamed to admit that pearce is my local member. and even more ashamed to admit that mu own mother voted for him.

incidentally, what magazine was he reading?
14Feb11:41
FranklinBluth said...
C'mon guys, give the guy a break. He probably has a big event this weekend and was reading his 'woman's weekly' in order to drop a suit-size by Saturday.
14Feb11:55
squib said...
He was reading Frankie
14Feb11:57
Barney Banana said...
Love your work Fits. What's the bet she of the pursed lips doesn't pass your message on, for fear of offending the honourable* member.


*no actual honour detectable
14Feb12:00
Shermozle said...
He's just had an email from me.

You are a rude, nasty person. Your behaviour in parliament yesterday was not only insulting to most Australians, you demean the Parliament.

You were too spineless to abstain or vote against the apology, yet you just had to make your disgusting, narrow-minded point.

You, sir, are a disgrace to the Parliament of Australia.
14Feb12:17
Shayna said...
I love you so much right now. =D
14Feb12:18
Foma said...
Well there's a first, I respect Wilson Tuckey's actions more than another. Weird.

Pearce's actions remind me of nothing more than a silly child.
14Feb12:23
mickleberry said...
dear ms fits,

Thanks for your efforts to educate the member re manners. Much appreciated.

However i worry: are you clinging to the hope that everyone will be converted overnight? Your distress over the facebook freakbots suggests that perhaps you are compelled to find reasons to be irritated and upset.

Why not spend a bit longer drinking in the joy and the relief of the occasion. Breathe the love more deeply into your heart, eh?

Don't let anybody spoil the beauty of such a day. No no no !

Not everyone has the required grace and compassion. This is sad, but don't let it get up you too much. Some people always want to splash their septic into the yard.

Tell us more about what it was like being in the midst of the crowds when everything was going well :-]

kind regards, michael

(ps: pls excuse sanctimonious tone .. i also find said idiots extremely distressing)
14Feb12:30
Anonymous said...
Tuckey's actions were no less those of a petulant child ...
Talk to imaginary friend. Leave the room because don't like the game that Kevin wants to play. Skulk around outside for a bit. Tell everyone that Kevin's game was silly.
A fuckwit as ever.
14Feb12:31
Anonymous said...
Good on Pearce. Giving the motion the respect it deserved.
14Feb12:47
epon_anon said...
Good on trollanonymous, I hope you get the bowel motion you so richly deserve.
14Feb12:57
lill said...
I have also just emailed Chris Pearce. After telling him that I thought his actions were appalling, I asked if he is making a statement as my 14 year old daughter wants to know why he acted as he did. I haven't seen anything in the press yet - has anyone else?

And yes, let's enjoy the moment. There's much to be done, but let's enjoy the moment. I was at work but listening yesterday, and quite overcome. Tears flowed. What a day.
14Feb13:24
Ms Wright said...
Hey Fits,
After your post yesterday I typed in 'sorry' into the facebook search engine and found so many of those groups- some with nazi swastikas etc.
As I went looking for it, I shouldn't be so shocked to find it- however I have reported the images and hopefully others will too.
I can respect (ie. handle begrudgingly) the fact that there are people that disagree with this issue with the fear that other indigenous issues will be forgotten after yesterday ( I think Noel Pearson said something to that effect in the age), but that people post nazi crap on "I'm not going to say sorry I didn't do anything" etc etc groups is just far too much. I hope that by posting here lots of like minded people might do what I do and take steps to get such racist bigotry removed from the site.

I know it's facebook and bullshit, but what the fuck is it doing on there, you know?

-I wonder how quickly facebook acts on these sorts of things also?
14Feb13:29
Ms Wright said...
Incidentally, this is the group in question:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6039223789
14Feb13:40
The Last Scientician said...
He's certainly proving he's a member.
14Feb13:46
Marmalade said...
Blimey!

I just wish I could be as unbelievably, unutterably rude as to deserve such a tongue-lashing. Fits, you had me at 'repugnant'.

So the Libs reinforcing the 'insensitive thicko' stereotype. Who woulda thunk it?

On a lighter note, Happy Valentine's everyone! I hope your letter/in box brims with non-creepy and appropriate declarations of love.
14Feb14:22
Nicholas Roberts said...
To the Honourable Chris Pearce,
I am writing to express my amazement at the appalling behaviour you displayed yesterday.

To improve your standard of respectability, I advise you to view the House of Commons Code Of Conduct which I have pasted for you below.

It might provide you with some dignity that you desperately require for the office you hold.

"Selflessness
Holders of public office should take decisions solely in terms of the public interest. They should not do so in order to gain financial or other material benefits for themselves, their family, or their friends.
Integrity
Holders of public office should not place themselves under any financial or other obligation to outside individuals or organisations that might influence them in the performance of their official duties.

Objectivity
In carrying out public business, including making public appointments, awarding contracts, or recommending individuals for rewards and benefits, holders of public office should make choices on merit.

Accountability
Holders of public office are accountable for their decisions and actions to the public and must submit themselves to whatever scrutiny is appropriate to their office.

Openness
Holders of public office should be as open as possible about all the decisions and actions that they take. They should give reasons for their decisions and restrict information only when the wider public interest clearly demands.

Honesty
Holders of public office have a duty to declare any private interests relating to their public duties and to take steps to resolve any conflicts arising in a way that protects the public interest.

Leadership
Holders of public office should promote and support these principles by leadership and example."
14Feb14:30
Ampersand Duck said...
You are the wind beneath my wings. I love it when you go crazy at teh baddies.

14Feb14:32
chips said...
It's time to gentrify parliament. One member at a time. Onto Wilson Tuckey.
14Feb14:58
Anonymous said...
Hey Ms Wright, I followed your lead and reported those swastika images. Even morons are entitled to their opinion/groups, but displaying swastikas ... come on!
Also, as others have mentioned, the literacy level in the comments of those groups is FREAKING ME OUT.
14Feb15:01
kat said...
hey, i wrote to him this morning and already got a reply!

"Many thanks for your email. I stood and supported the motion in the House of Representatives yesterday when asked to vote on the motion. I did not stand after the individual speeches as this is not the usual course of action in the Parliament. The only time I have ever done such a thing is following the visit by a foreign Head-of-State. I did, as is almost always the case by all Members on a daily basis do some brief reading during the speeches. I believe it is now important to focus on the major issues facing the indigenous community, such as health and educational outcomes. In addition, yesterday I stood in the House in support of a Matter of Public Importance regarding the protection of Aboriginal children. I trust this clarifies my position on these matters. Regards, Chris

"some brief reading"? oh, how i wish i had a job which allowed me to do "some brief reading" while i was at work.

prick.

14Feb15:14
Anonymous said...
I have two words for you Mr Pearce.

Douche.

Bag.
14Feb15:22
TimT said...
He was reading a magazine? Good for him.
14Feb15:39
Anonymous said...
i actually thought tuckey's behaviour and words yesterday displayed some kind of mental problem. yeah, i've always joked about his mental health ..... and it's been fun .... but yesterday, i thought to myself, "bugger, he really is mentally deficient - how the hell did he get elected?"
14Feb15:54
Kaleu Big said...
If I was featured in Pompous monthly, as Peter Hitchnener long lost bung eyed brother. I’d never stop reading either,give the pomp a break.He wore stockings in the centre spread,i suspect his peepers were fixed on this during parliament
14Feb16:11
i like your style said...
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,23209253-17061,00.html
14Feb16:22
marmalade junkie said...
and happy valentine's to you too, dear marmalade, may your's runeth over.
14Feb16:33
melbournegirl said...
"I did not stand after the individual speeches as this is not the usual course of action in the Parliament. " = most blatant lie ever.

wretched man.
14Feb17:09
betty slocombe said...
you are truly like a corset wearing St Trinians avengatrix of the left; well the middle anyway. Or like Maid Marian in Robin campwood Hood: the masked wotsit. Keep it up: be irritated and upset; but in an amusing and pert way. xxx
14Feb17:40
K.C. said...
http://www.capnwacky.com/valentines/valcard1.html

Happy Valentine's Ms Fits.
14Feb17:53
Anonymous said...
"Even morons are entitled to their opinion/groups, but displaying swastikas ... come on!"

Ho hum. The swastika has been around for more than 3000 years. Longer than the Egyptian Ankh. Swastik(a) in Sankrit translates to well being. It is still a ubuquitous symbol for good luck in India today.

The Germans only appropriated it in the mid 1800's as a symbol of Aryan "purity". Hitler and the attrocities was not until the 1920's.

I personally am reticent to suggest censorship. Just sayin'...
14Feb17:54
Lance Uppercut said...
sorry to go off topic, but it's valentines day, and my friend is too shy to approach you :(

But he wrote you a poem:

Dear Marieke, how I love you so
You're my She-Ra, I'm your GI Joe
Still you never want to play with me
You're well out of my league you see
But of you I can still fantisise
Your sexy voice, your milky thighs
We'd live together in the country
But I know deep down it could never be
You're in love with another, but I love you better
You'd be so happy if we get it together
I'd dip my balls in turpentine
If you'd just be my Valentine

<3 Jake
14Feb17:58
Far East said...
I'd love to write to our wonderful Mr Pearce and say something along the lines of...

Mr Pearce,

As you are older than me and more likely to pass away first, I'll be attending your funeral and quietly sit down and read a magazine while they go through the motions.

14Feb18:03
SonOfReep said...
Lance that is so profound, I reckon Marieke would be pretty happy she has fans as eloquent and ardent as Jake.

I also think he would be a great addition to the First Tuesday Book Club as Marieke's footstool or ottoman or pouffe (sp) or something.
14Feb18:05
shanel said...
What was he reading? Probably Quadrant or an old copy of Lock, Stock and Barrel, ( maybe the one with a Pro Hart painting on the cover). I know for a fact the he keeps the <"http://www.ipa.org.au/publications/publication_detail.asp?PublicationID=1">IPA Review exclusively for "use" in his office en suite.

He's a classic case of "a turd in the punchbowl". What a child.
14Feb18:06
shanel said...
What was he reading? Probably Quadrant or an old copy of Lock, Stock and Barrel, ( maybe the one with a Pro Hart painting on the cover). I know for a fact the he keeps the IPA Review exclusively for "use" in his office en suite.

He's a classic case of "a turd in the punchbowl". What a child.
14Feb18:06
Anonymous said...
And Jake of the JJJ demographic arrives right on cheesy Valentine's cue. Fuck me.
14Feb18:10
Catfish Jake said...
roses are red
violets are blue
all my base
are belong to you

roses are red
and i wanna get laid
i love you marieke
milk milk lemonade

roses are red
cabbages are green
open your legs
and i'll fill you with cream

roses are red
violets are blue
go get me a beer bitch

Happy Valentine's Day babe!
14Feb18:10
Ms. Wright said...
I understand the other eastern implications of the swastika, but this was in the flag form of the neo nazi's. Also, when considering the language used within the group and what the group stood for, it was blatantly obvious what it (the image) stood for.
Also, I didn't flag the group, just the images.

I would consider myself against censorship usually and wouldn't have a problem with this if it wasn't in an open forum where the underage etc could stumble onto it. I personally find it disgusting, yes, I believe it to be wrong, yes, but they also think that about us lefties and the apology- I guess we just don't have any symbols that could be considered universally offensive as I believe the swastika to be (in that context).

blah. Sorry fits, it all went awry there...
14Feb18:11
Benny C said...
"...I'd just like to give a shout out to the Limbo Club on BigFooty.com"
14Feb18:15
Dunce Lickspittle said...
I think Marieke should grant Jake three wishes for Valentine's Day.

He is a charming young man from Tasmania and also intelligent. He has a nice beard and only rarely engages in asshatteryesque behaviour like posting pictures of his balls on BigFooty.
14Feb18:22
Suzi Olsen said...
Ohhhhh Marieke
You really make-a me peak-a
I give my three nipples a tweak-a
Every time I think of Marieke

Come to Wendouree
We'll build a budding family
You'd better be a lesb-ee
Cos I'm a woman apparently
14Feb18:25
Binxy said...


I am one horny muthafucka.

Idrank4 lires of horse sperm whle eating the toes of this homeless man who spat on me.

I hate my life.
14Feb18:26
Anonymous said...
"I would consider myself against censorship usually and wouldn't have a problem with this if it wasn't in an open forum where the underage etc could stumble onto it."

Ah, the "Oh will someone please think of the children...?" defense. I rate it alongside The Chewbacca defense.

You shit me. You're usually against censorship, except, of course, when it offends your sensibilities.

In fact all the supercilious attitude on here to these semi-literate rednecks shits me.

One, you don't win hearts or arguments by deriding your opponents no matter how ignorant and offensive they are. And two, it's not cool to lairise just 'cause you have a "good" education from some cunty private school in Kew.
14Feb18:28
nicky said...
i have webbed toes, mwa
14Feb18:31
Scott Richardson said...

Hi, Miss Hardy, my name is Scott Richardson, otherwise known as 'Catfish Jake'.

I love you. I pull to your voice and I have a piece of your hair.

btw- nice bed.
14Feb18:33
Catfish Jake said...
That last poster is SO not really me.

I am actually lying in your herb patch posting on wireless internet and stealing your basil plants to splice with mine.
14Feb18:34
Catfish Jake said...


No I am Catfish Jake!

I'll send you my sperm!


We can make babies!

14Feb18:36
Catfish Jake said...


I luvvvv you markiereeeeee. I am soo pathetic. and i am sooo ugly!


god, y dont i just shoot myself.
14Feb18:38
Catjizz Fake said...
Will the real Catfish Jake please stand up
14Feb18:41
Bombers2003 said...
watch out marieker, jake wants you to lie on himself ,yes?
14Feb18:48
Anonymous said...
Clearly not the real Bombers, the spelling is too good.
14Feb19:00
rick James said...
You got me there. Now I'm off to play PS3 on my Sony Bravia X-Series and bitch slap some midgets for being taller than me
14Feb19:16
H2F said...
I would fuck bombers if i wanted to.
Shame my dick is so small that it wouldn't even penetrate Bombers anal hairs.
14Feb19:24
Bombers2003 said...
Can I just say I've met H2F and if we'd wanted to fuck, we would have, even though he looks like Jon Lovitz.
14Feb19:37
Anonymous said...
You don't go to the internets with the stretched anus you want, you go to the internets with the stretched anus you have.
14Feb20:29
Waldorf said...
Can't believe these uncivilized twits are back.
14Feb20:47
exordium said...
eww. why? why are they back? the humanity..
15Feb00:00
Anonymous said...
One, you don't win hearts or arguments by deriding your opponents no matter how ignorant and offensive they are. And two, it's not cool to lairise just 'cause you have a "good" education from some cunty private school in Kew.

Well friend, some of us are from the most shithouse of suburbs, and attended the most shithouse of schools. And yes, it still gives us a right to rip a new one for half-wit pricks who are 'semi-literate'. If anything, it gives us even more of a right.
Hey, I've even been banned from Catallaxy. Woohoo!!
15Feb00:01
THR said...
One, you don't win hearts or arguments by deriding your opponents no matter how ignorant and offensive they are. And two, it's not cool to lairise just 'cause you have a "good" education from some cunty private school in Kew.

Well friend, some of us are from the most shithouse of suburbs, and attended the most shithouse of schools. And yes, it still gives us a right to rip a new one for half-wit pricks who are 'semi-literate'. If anything, it gives us even more of a right.
Hey, I've even been banned from Catallaxy. Woohoo!!
15Feb01:41
Calamity Jane said...
There are worse facebook groups to complain about than the swastika one. Presenting, "I'll say sorry when you have a shower":

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=21670345505
15Feb04:51
Keep Calm & Carry On said...
It's all very well to deride the opinions or actions of the likes of Pearce or the magic Hate ball bloggers of Facebook, but It's really not particulary constructive and only serves to strengthen the resolve of those who oppose the apology. Remember that a great part of Pauline Hansons popularity was not down to her incoherant policies (or lack thereof), but the hatred of the perceived 'intellectual elite' and hand wringing 'chardonnay socialists' who mercilessly tore her to shreds.

Many of the staunch lefties in this forum have much more in common with the rabid right-wingers than they'd like to accept, In that they both allow their emotions and prejudices to stunt their ability to communicate their disagreement effectively. The danger in this is that rather than shame Peirce & co., It serves only to lionise them amongst some as a champion of their cause and as a result, increase their popularity.

That's not to say we shouldn't critisise, just perhaps be a little more diplomatic and less condescending to those who do not share our opinion. As an example I'm happy to put disclaimers on my apology. I have no reason for myself or my family to apologise for something we haven't done, I have no reason to apologise for the fact that the aboriginal community have not tried harder to alleviate problems in their own communities, I do not apologise for the many missionaries and govenment workers who took aboriginal children for what they 'thought' were the right reasons. I AM SORRY I belong to an affluent nation that has still not addressed the shameful condition of the aboriginal population and I empathise with the families who suffer continuing injustice and deprivation whilst my elected representatives of all persuasions have failed to act.

I can't see how anyone can object to that?.


15Feb09:46
Lala said...
Keep Calm, if you were at any of the gatherings yesterday you'd have noticed that it wasnt just "intellectual elite" (btw who gets into that category- looks like half the country) out there supporting the apology and getting emotional in the process.

It was a whole lot of ordinary people.

And I think you should re-read Kev's version of an apology - sorry sans qualification.

Also: Ms Fits I have a complete girl-crush on you and can well understand the adoration you evoke in blogreaders, but whats with the weirdo penis-obsessed blokes who keep posting?
15Feb10:10
Waldorf said...
I am goatse man.
15Feb12:53
Ms Wright said...
I actually went to Macleod High- a public school in the burbs. Just to clarify. When I referred to language I meant racist, not even mentioning the spelling/grammar issues.
And I stand by the fact that I have a problem with the way they're (those groups) expressing themselves which is based in racism and bigotry- I understand your point but for assuming that I went to some "some cunty private school in Kew" is a bit of an unfair assumption because I have an issue with facism.
15Feb14:08
Anonymous said...
I think you'll find that Ms Fits herself went to the MOST cunty private school in Kew, Carey Baptist Grammar!
15Feb17:44
Shanel said...
Anon at 18:26 14/2 said:

it's not cool to lairise just 'cause you have a "good" education from some cunty private school in Kew.


I got a cunty education from a cunty state school in the country. I probably have less formal education than a lot of the people on these Abo bashing Facebook groups. The thing is, these people are fuckwits. I am not. These people are ignorant. I am...less ignorant. These people are irremediable, for the most part. Therefore, one shall lairise at one's cool leisure in part to keep these moronic, hateful opinions from gaining currency in the wider population. But mostly for fun.

Now, shoo.
16Feb12:19
Simon said...
Think I'm going to agree with Keep Calm & Carry On.
Anonymous is correct about censorship, don't know why they feel compelled to be so goddamn rude about it.
Many commentors on this blog only seem to have the leftist hate, and none of the humour and compassion required to balance it.
If I didn't enjoy seeing my thoughts on a page, I wouldn't read this section, it's fucking depressing most of the time.
Lighten up, dickheads. We won, don't you remember?
16Feb18:24
Ben said...
Cunty. The Word of the Day is "cunty".
18Feb11:12
Keep Calm & Carry On said...
Lala,

I live in London and so was unable to attend any such Sorry day gathering. Frankly I'm as pleased to have escaped all the sentimental nonsense of the day as I am to escape the endless AFL based 'news' that seems to be so vital to the Melbourne public(supposedly 'intellectual elite' half included).

I'm not opposed to the notion of the nation acknowledging injustice against the aboriginal population, au contraire. I just believe that we should be making it a first step in the difficult job of rectifying the situation and In order to do this we cant afford to be deliberately provoking those who need to be carefully swayed.

Oh and sorry for the grammar and syntax, I've had a few.

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